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Scientist 1: “How long had it been driving around with him in this SUV singing Billy Joel songs before it threw itself into traffic and died?”

Didn’t you guys say you weren’t going to write about this weirdo anymore?

I can already predict the AV Club headline:

*adds to queue*

“I had all five of your albums!”

He just came from a movie that absolutely tanked. Comparing him to Weinstein is like comparing Barsanti to Tom Wolfe.

You’re running into the post-fact partisan buzzsaw. Way the game is played now, you’re only allowed to bring up facts if they’re on your side or support your guy, or team. And in the name of supporting your side, you’re allowed to color facts or misrepresent them, or etc., or even at times outright lie (or do so

There was an important, factually inaccurate statement in the article. It is possible to simultaneously condemn Louis CK’s horrible harassing behavior and also care about journalistic standards and defending the necessity of facts. ABT recapped the incidents of abusive behavior, with relevant details. Great.

I was thinking more of a Gallagher set up for the first 10 rows.

It’s Barsanti. He does literally zero fact-checking, and his articles generally have at least one glaring error like this.

oh ho man you should totally read this article then!

If she doesn’t care, why should you? Two situations are not the same. One was consensual. The other was not.

Clearly CK should be allowed to return to comedy... But he should be required to wear oven mitts at all times.

he asked the other women as well and they also said yes. Which was confirmed in the original new york times article and to my knowledge has not been challenged by anyone. Perhaps you could change the article you’ve written to reflect the facts?

Wow, do you get muscle spasms for clutching your pearls that tight about an episode of “Family Guy”? Time to rub some ointment on your hand and move on.

He won’t go to gen pop, but he’s totally gonna zip zop wop bippity bee bop.

Is he really going to jail? I feel like he’s suddenly going to fall gravely ill and will have to remain under medical care in his home. If he does make it to jail they should give him a jumpsuit with the same sweater designs from his show.

Kind of seems like you had your mind made up before even seeing it.

Nah, a C from Dowd is usually a B to B+ from anyone else, this is probably going to be one of the higher quality horror films of the year