Thanks for repeating the text from the tweet immediately after posting the tweet. We all needed that.

The production company got their money’s worth. You won’t.

There’s a whole braid of Beef O’ Bradys.

It sounds like the name of a mold-speckled dive you’d see on Restaurant Impossible.

I’m surprised its very basic “Don’t judge someone until you know them” after-school special message apparently flew right over your head.

Hint: it’s in one of the nooks and crannies.

Chin up. Maybe someday Disney will buy Wordpress too!

I’m guessing you’re one of those people who buy the magazines they sell in the checkout aisle at the grocery store.

Speaking of depressing things and Tool...

You know, you might have a point if this was somebody’s LiveJournal entry being shat upon, but this writer was paid to create content for a widely read pop culture website. I’m sure they knew full well there would be comments like this right away. And I’m sure they can take it (or know better than to read the comments…

You make it sound as if this writer actually does her homework and cares about getting the facts straight when she’s cooking up that sweet, sweet clickbait.

I have to assume it’s an ego thing. Like, he just can’t let it go and has to have the “final” word.

...dark room?

He really elevated the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake. I know a lot of people didn’t jive with that one (and as a horror movie fan for life, I’m supposed to agree) but I’ll never forget how genuinely frightened I was by him when I first saw that film all the way back in 2003.

I think that reflects on the interviewer.

Interiors is good, but feels more like a continuation of Rival Schools than Quicksand, which is OK but definitely not what I was expecting/hoping for.

That ship sailed long ago. 

It’s mostly just awful people being awful, though. I mean, did anyone ever believe the likes of Harvey Weinstein or Steven Seagal were decent people to begin with?

What’re you talking about? I still come here for the coverage of little-seen pop culture oddities like The Walking Dead and The Big Bang Theory as well as the killer deals on water shoes and extension cords. This is *my* kind of AV Club, dammit!