Ooph.

A: Kinja commenting system

Perhaps it hit a little too close to home for Furlong.

OK, but who ordered the Burly Beef?

It's an article about nothing!

How about F. You're a gimp. You know what you can do with your show? …

Man, I am sure gonna miss informative and interesting articles like this when Kinja replaces Disqus and I am coming here less and less.

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Now let's get them to use Kinja to replace their commenting system and watch them completely crumble! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Stop Jizzing All Over Millennials!

Millennials Are Having So Much Uber Sex, They're Changing The Way It's Sold

Whenever I see an odd line like that tossed out in these articles, I have to assume the writer didn't actually see the movie in question and rather glanced at Rotten Tomatoes to see what the "critical consensus" was.

I really loved …Like Clockwork. A lot. One of my favorite albums of 2013.

Hum - Apollo
The Mountain Goats - Steal Smoked Fish
Dead Kennedys - Holiday In Cambodia
The Servant - Cells
…And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead - Pure Radio Cosplay
Faith No More - The Last to Know
Alice in Chains - Pretty Done
Gorillaz feat. D.R.A.M. - Andromeda
Social Distortion - Drug Train
Weezer - Pink Triangle

Hey, it shrinks when it cooks!

*unzips pants*

Sony has really become the worst of the major movie studios.

This place turned into The Anker.V. Club so gradually I didn't even notice!

You're confusing NIN with Pixies

The Fragile is a lot of things (fucking great being one of them), but it's hardly lean