I don't click on articles for things I haven't seen, but if I skim past the headline on the main page and the headline gives away major plot points for something I haven't finished watching, guess what? The jig is up.

It's kind of sad that reposting a Looper video constitutes an AV Club article nowadays.

Hey, young Meryl Streep was in that movie!

It will make you a god-damned sexual Tyrannosaurus!

I ain't got time to bloom!

But I'm an internet commentator! If I ignore it, how can I commentate?

I realize that. I just find this extremely tedious.

I get that an artist today has to be creative and unique with their marketing in order to cut through all of the noise and reach the modern listener, but

The article is certainly Rife with typos, isn't it?

Debra by Beck literally just came up on my shuffle two songs ago. I fucking love me some Midnite Vultures.

I wanna know what the guns in eXistenZ were made of!

The AV Club hasn't even had enough time to milk it with dozens of samey articles yet!

I've had the week off from work and have been brainstorming about ways to keep myself busy. I started a music blog a few months back that I barely touched. I have re-booted it as "An Album A Day" blog. Every day, I will post a review for whatever album strikes me. I don't know if I can live up to the challenge, but it…

They're so tight, you can clearly see his One Armed Scissor.

Really surprised the reviewer, thorough as she was (and spoiler-y headline aside) didn't pick up on that.

I got a whiff of The Graduate, myself.

Will the songs being played have verses, and therefore be hip-hop songs?

GROAN!

Eh, do we really want him to?

…Pirates of the Caribbean cast?