eggcellent
Eggcellent
eggcellent

You also have the right not to buy a plane ticket.

Baseball has been played for over 100 years the exact same way...

I’m just saying, you can work harder and that will make you more money. And if they aren’t willing to pay you more, find someone that will.

Your dad is probably “working” a higher percentage of the time he’s on his shift than you and your white collar friends. Just because you’re in the office 60 hours a week certainly doesn’t mean you’re “working” more than 20-30 hours.

Claire, this is my absolute favorite column on Lifehacker. I look forward to your posts every week because I have what my wife calls an unhealthy obsession with my Anova.

As a United supporter, my fondest hope is that Arsenal rallies for the 4th spot, prompting the team to sign Wenger to a nice, long contract extension.

As a fellow runner in this race, I took Lanzilotti seriously until I saw him grab himself by the pussy.

Unicorn Man is lying. On Lombard Street, nobody is straight.

I feel like you’re burying the “Aaron Hernandez quoted Savage Garden in his suicide note” lede here.

I love that “Cover of the Rolling Stone” song he did, too.

It does pay...in spades. Everyone should strive for excellence, that’s not a “white” value it’s a human value. Speaking properly without give-away intonations, expressions and speech patterns which allow people to automatically discriminate against you before they even see you is important. It will certainly get you

What do we propose to do when Obama Care premiums jump another 50% and deductibles go up another $3,000 for the next year if something isn’t done now? Just an honest question looking at the future and asking for an honest answer.....

It’s good that Judge Taylor (who was apparently addressing Coach Strong as if he were actually present in the courtroom and has players not recruited by him under 24-hour surveillance and wearing magnetic boots on a metal floor to lock them into place) lives in a place where having a USF diploma has caused her no

Does it still taste of soyl?

Does it still taste of soyl?

I was thinking the same thing but then remembered it was the bars that were getting the heat, not necessarily the beverages.

I was thinking the same thing but then remembered it was the bars that were getting the heat, not necessarily the

But soylent green is people!

But soylent green is people!

Does it come with free explosive diarrhea?

Does it come with free explosive diarrhea?

Um, yeah...I would urge anyone thinking about this product to first check out it’s wikipedia page that lists several recalls (and keep in mind the product is only 4years old...).

Um, yeah...I would urge anyone thinking about this product to first check out it’s wikipedia page that lists several

Jesus, we live in a dark world.