The hardest job for any ESPN employee is pretending to respect that clown SAS.

So will Stephen A. Smith

I wish you had a subtitle before starting the article.

I’m sort of amazed that this is a post on Lifehacker.

I’M FREE-WATCH ME PEE

Did you receive anything of value from the White Sox in return for writing this blog?

That whole letter is just a torrential river of bad decisions starting before she even met the guy and continuing long after they’ve broken up. I don’t imagine she’ll get her shit together any time soon, regardless of how she handles this crazy asshole.

It is to me. Hell, I’ll marry that guy right now

‘I don’t want to come off as some douche who is just flaunting around their straight white male privilege. I know my wealth could potentially make me attractive enough for someone to finally take a chance on me, but it’s a pretty giant can of worms that I really don’t want to open unless absolutely I have to. When do…

I had basically the same experience. Our high school cancelled Latin while we were still taking 101 and they sent us an email that said, “Peremptalia classes Latine tua sumus,” but none of us could read it. So we were surprised a week later when our friends started MySpacing us to say our classes were being…

“It was horrible.”

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

It seems to be quite the common trend now whenever someone dies and is made public, a GoFundMe page is immediately made. There’s a family that always show up down a busy street near me and they’re always standing there with posters that read “Grandma died, need help with cost for funeral.” Well, I’m not sure if she’s…

Is that just for the sandwiches? Because I’m pretty sure that every Burger King chicken nugget I’ve ever eaten has looked exactly like the one on the far left.

Splitting the check? Where is this happening! Its not happening in Los Angeles! The wonderful “ladies” here in LA has different expectations when it comes to who should pay for meals and drinks.

But they will get everything.

I cannot wait to see how the refs will set up the inevitable Barca comeback in the second leg.

I suggest she adds The Rock and a lot of muscle cars to the story. She could probably squeeze out another 6-7 seasons that way.

Fret not everyone..

Fret not everyone..