And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

I know it’s hip and cool and edgy to blame the Raiders for this, but I fail to see how they’re in the wrong. This ALL is 100% in Antonio Clown’s hands. 

The Incredible Machine

That’s a name that rings a bell that knocks over a bowling ball that makes a hamster run on a wheel that powers a conveyor belt that shoots a basketball into a hoop.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

Who am I supposed to be rooting for in this scenario?  

I have driven an hour+ to take some.

he was running into the wall for 10 seconds like RBI Baseball 

Lets step back a little and look at the situation in basic terms. An employer has an employee demand a raise and then stop showing up for work when he doesn’t get what he wants. What happens to that employee? I know there’s more nuance to it than that, but his current rookie contract is a result of his Union’s…

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

God I hope the Saints get fucked by one of these this season.  

browns fan here: i actually was rooting for the browns to lose that game, just because the steelers missing the playoffs meant so much more to me than the browns finishing with a winning record.

i just learned that it is possible to feel deep personal empathy for boogie at the same time as i feel intense schadenfreude for the organization which employs him

Guys? I think we need to look out for Sam. That’s just brutal.

It is SO WEIRD to see the Browns WYTS this late in August.

Who is dumb enough to take that weak ass trade that Brown is offering for it? He literally is claiming that he needs this helmet to continue his career, and yet his offer is to give you a single item that has no value to him.

Guys, what if Left Shark wasn’t just screwing up her Super Bowl performance?

A team spokesperson noted that, for the Cardinals this season, Minegar’s was but the first of many wasted drives.