Don’t you never say a bad word about Morris Day & the Time!

Wow. Think of what Clevinger would do if Flores did something serious, like insult Morris Day and the Time.

It was disappointing to be on the receiving end of such disrespectful behavior from my current representative, but ultimately I’m focused on my campaign

Jimmy: “Deadline is Friday or else!”

So let me get this straight. A white billionaire septuagenarian is in a spat with a young, black Butler?

Never trust a man who won’t rub a good dog’s belly.

Drew: I have no recollection of conducting any interview with your magazine.

Well give the man a hand!

I’d buy that for a dollar!

Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...

Behind Mike Glennon at the movie theater?

As long as the Red Sox don’t wear throwback uniforms that he finds uncomfortable, I’m gonna say, yes

People....

does this post actually make no sense to anyone else?

Here’s the true answer: Every single Toad that puts on the specific princess crown can and will turn into Peach. Why do you think there’s a Toad at the end of every castle in the NES Mario? The crown is passed around as a means to manipulate Mario into “liberating” castles all over the mushroom kingdom. When the Toad…

one toke you poor fool, wait til you see those goddamn bats...

How does esports promote any of those things? This is one jersey, by one team. I didn’t see any unsportsman behaviour, trash talking or immature design at the biggest esport tournament on the planet (IE the International). Not like real sports aren’t absolutely filled with unsportsmanlike behaviour and trash talking…

“He should be paying us to play for the Steelers!” -yinzer nation, followed by muttering about how Cowher would have gone to Bell’s house and spittled him into playing or outright cut him. 

The current most hated player by the Pittsburgh Steelers and their fans is probably Vontaze Burfict. They fail to realize that they are essentially a team of 53 Vontaze Burficts.