they may have fired him from the football team but they sure can use him in the Pilot Flying J headquarters!

Did he at least make the Patriots pay for the wall?

Doki Doki Football Club?

“Vikings fans travel about as well as Buddy Holly.” - line of the series imo.

My god, I am sympathizing with a Patriot right now. The power of doggos truly trumps all other evils.

I knew those goats were trouble when they walked in.

Honestly I have very little sympathy for these sob stories about how hard life was before ride shares. You all act like no one was able to go anywhere a mere 10 years ago.

a functional power grid?

spending $1,900.00 on a both!  a both!  gotta be out of his a mund.

He didn’t just bet a dollar. He bet a SIGNED dollar, which, if I understand US laws around currency defacement, is actually illegal. Also, he thinks his signature increases the value of the US dollar. Think about that for a moment. 

Cool.  I hope they died screaming as the lions tore their guts out.

As anyone who’s been to Xi’an knows, the Chinese have owned Warriors of Klay for thousands of years.

I’d rather have an asshole boss than an incompetent one.

Bill “Spaceman” Lee:

Craig Ferguson would be an ideal replacement. Or Graham Norton.

Hey, you can shit on some nerds for their toxic behavior and ironic conservatism (considering genre fiction’s enormously progressive worldview of “anything is possible”), but don’t shit on nerds just for liking things you don’t. Even if it’s just some convention panel, or maybe even especially if it’s just something…

Am i the only one that feel Blade is a better film on a whole than Blade II (which is admittedly more ambitious)?

I thought I was being oppressed once. It turned out to be gas.

But is it more embarrassing than the kid who dabbed?

On the show, he would say, “I love you just the way you are.” One day I said, “Fred, were you talking to me?” And he looked at me and he said, “Yes, I’ve been talking to you for two years and you finally heard me today.” And I just collapsed into his arms. I started crying. That’s when I knew I loved him.