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No exaggeration. I was there for that game. It was my first Bengals game in Cincy, and the thing I’ll remember most other than Klingler getting picked up off the turf with a sponge was when people realized we’d come in from out of town to watch the Bengals the response was consistently “Why?!”

The Bengals didn’t trade A.J. McCarron to Oakland. He signed with the Bills, got hurt in the pre-season, came back, still couldn’t beat out Josh Allen or Nathan Fucking Peterman for one of the two QB spots and the Bills shipped him off to Oakland for a 5th round draft pick.

The difference is that unlike photoshopping in a celebrity, the guy bought and owns the car in question. It’s his personal property. Now, if the guy was going to Ferrari dealerships after hours and taking the photos of his shoes on Ferraris that he didn’t own, then you’d have a reasonable analogy.

Nah, he’d Roger Dorn it and be a player-GM. 

Simple way to counter-act the idiotic substitution idea: Don’t sub anyone in on the fly.

Who are these people? Why are they so terrible?

They didn’t win while wearing the Creamsicle unis, they won wearing the red and pewter unis that didn’t look like they were designed by someone from Casio.

Purple and Orange go pretty damn well together actually. Have you never seen a sunset?

Eh, callous as it is to say, people have been getting shot in Chicago day in and day out for at least the last century. An alligator in Chicago though? Now that is news! Sure, it isn’t “milk the story for a week” caliber news, but it’s news nonetheless.

FFIX was also the last of the “name your characters” FF games that I recall. So much amusement to be had with that. FFVII, naming Red XIII “Nanaki” for the reveal in Cosmo Canyon: “WHAT?! Nanaki’s name is Nanaki?!” for example.

TIL: People in Massachusetts don’t know what a tornado is.

Nothern Cardinals don’t have red bills that match their plumage either. Their bills are a reddish-orange, completely distinguishable from the color of their feathers. While yellow bills are wrong, so are red bills that match the plumage. So, you’re both wrong.

Agreed, Rapinoe’s first goal was the only one that seemed a bit excessive. I didn’t see anything terribly wrong with anyone else’s celebrations, and even Rapinoe’s first goal I can understand (it’s the damn World Cup!).

I don’t think that’s Eric, I think that’s Don Jr. and it’s just mislabeled. The moron offspring in the photo has dark hair, Eric is blonde. Both are believably stupid enough to do something like that.

To borrow a line from the Michael O’Keefe & Paul Rodriguez film The Whoopee Boys: “First it was Dick York, then it was Dick Sargent...You don’t change Dicks mid-stream”

Eh, he could do what Carter Stewart is doing, go sign and play in Japan for a few years then get posted and come to MLB as an international free-agent. Get paid better in the interim, play against good competition, then break the bank while choosing where to go when he comes back stateside.

Agreed. If it doesn’t have 45 versions of a Nissan 240SX/Silvia, then it isn’t a Gran Turismo. The immense library of everyday production cars was what made GT stand out, even if it was padded with seemingly infinite different trim levels for what was essentially the same car. Having a roster that’s less than a

On one hand, it’s sad and laughable that he didn’t know this. On the other, he’s taken all the mocking in stride from what I’ve seen with no real signs of vitriol, and that is a commendable trait to have on social media nowadays.

It’s kind of similar in Chicago with the White Sox & CTA. It wasn’t “US Cellular” or “Guaranteed Shit-Rate” it is “Sox-35th” and that’s it. Hell, the Cubs don’t even get their name on the stop, it’s just “Addison”.