I’m offended at the inoffensiveness of these cups.

This one’s slightly different since it happened on Halloween, but...

But while the Mets’ owners were never going to be the ones to hire a woman or a person of color or someone from a less traditional background as their GM...

Or...he’ll run the ball from his own 3 on 4th and 8, but won’t run the ball on 2nd and goal to go from the 1 in the Super Bowl?

Um...based off the video evidence, he swept right.

I’m not a Bucs fan, but watching that game from start to finish...good God is Winston awful. He may have tons of talent (in theory) but he just does not have a clue how to play quarterback. I’ve seen many terrible games of quarterbacking (it comes with being a Bengals fan in the 90's) and I can honestly say I’d take…

You’re asking if a grown man who wears a bow tie on television, has been caught plagiarizing more than once, and still calls himself ‘Benny’ as an adult, feels shame?! 

That goalie deserves a red card for taunting an innocent dog. What kind of savage pretends they’re about to give a dog belly-rubs, then doesn’t follow through? That dude’s a MONSTER!

He used ‘your’ incorrectly 2 times, and forgot an apostrophe twice when using ‘you’re’, but didn’t misuse ‘you’re’ contextually at all. So...he made his choice, and that choice is not knowing when or how to use ‘your’.

Nah, it’s more like lucky timing. Bradford was the last #1 pick before the new CBA that heavily limited rookie contracts. His rookie deal alone was $50 million guaranteed and $78 million total, with a potential max value of $86 million over 6 years (5 in St. Louis, 1 in Philly). So, more than half his money came on…

Fair enough, must have missed that. 

It still isn’t as good a name as auto racing legend Dick Trickle.

You’re looking too far into it, sometimes a video game is just a video game.

Actually, I’ve been watching the game since it came out of the 2nd delay, and...it has been insanely entertaining. 1st play from scrimmage was an INT. There was a 60+ yd TD run called back on a hold, a 102 yd KO return for TD, a 75 yd TD pass, and a 94ish yd KO return for a TD in rapid succession. I don’t like either…

Hasn’t he already? After that start last year...that should have been it.

I stand corrected.

Fear and Loathing in Las Tesla?

Counterpoint: Don’t stop dropping the football before crossing the goalline. Watching football players figuratively shoot themselves in the foot is goddamn hilarious.

Maybe they thought that having balls was better than throwing them?

I’d put the over/under at about 70%, and then confidently take the over.