This post deserves an update with this release:

Here ya go:

he blatantly broke a pretty clear rule... and not by a small margin. This is classic Deadspin

Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

The most mind-blowing part of this story is that it took a week to convince someone to find a way out of Oklahoma City. 

I love the headline in the engagement news item as even it seems to be astonished that it wasn’t Tessa Virtue who Muir got engaged to. Also Jesus Christ the picture of the three they chose.

With puns like that I imagine you’ll be having Saxon o time.

The trouble with Tribbles is.... they keep doubling

They should have known Tribble was trouble. 

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

This is the kind of hard-hitting coverage I look for on here. Topical and worldly while remaining blazer focused on sports.

Team Sky/Ineos immediately filed for a TUE.

The circumstances of Lambrecht’s fall aren’t clear

This is where he crashed. Most likely head first into that concrete culvert.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure this supposed “Timofey Mozgov” was actually one of the criminals on Carmen Sandiego, nice try buddy.

I get this kind of exercise. Speaking as a Bills fan, they could’ve won four Super Bowls if they’d defeated the eventual champion.

(Handing you his torso doll) “I already did, man.”

Fuck it, man. Fuck it good.

I’m so glad I’m free from this kind of delusion. The teams I support never even get the chance to lose to the eventual champions.

If these subsistence farmers were comfortably owning their own land, they wouldn’t be compelled to take a garment manufacturing job.