It’s technically not napping when you’re running a length of garden hose from the tail pipe into the cab of the vehicle. 

You forgot about his flapping head

“in University” and “Kraft Dinner” outs Nicholas as a low-down, shifty-eyed, Labatt-drinking Canuck.

“When I was in university”

yep, he’s that guy from the internet that lost all his teeth and memories on the same day.

I’m not sure that guy could dunk on this....

Not pictured: the Texans’ staff immediately sent Zaid back out on the court for a second attempt.

This seems like a useful and practical gift for those gentiles who can’t be antisemitic because they have a Jewish lawyer.

It’s for people that refer them as “the jews”

there were always red flags unfortunately Andy Reid could never decide whether to throw them

Even Wentz read this joke and thought, “worth it.”

Bad week for Philly. First they lose Wentz, now they learn they could have sued McNabb years ago for making bad passes? Yeesh.

Mr. Davis grabbed Plaintiff’s behind, slid his hand between Plaintiff’s legs, and touched Plaintiff’s privates, while saying, “I can’t handle your a** it is so luscious.”

@donovanjmcnabb Who wants to CUM with me to see my attorney?

I’m a fellow born and raised Texan and I cannot stand the sight of the confederate flag.

Texas was part of Spain and France for longer than it was the Confederacy and its a joke to say its a part of our heritage. Anyone who claims otherwise is uneducated or willfully ignorant.

That’s a damn fine question. Please consider contributing to my gofundme, which I will be starting in an effort to finance my investigation of the matter.

I have an answer for that based off of my own experience. When you want to do something good, but you don’t want to spend any actual time/energy/effort, you throw money at it. Collect your feel good endorphins then go about your life.

When Lam set up the GoFundMe what was the stated goal? How is the money going to help stop the bullying?

Youuuuuuure OUT!!!

Love is truly blind.