I find it more amusing when the people think they have something worth millions and go on and on about how their ancestor brought it over on the Mayflower and it turns out to be worthless junk someone bought at Sears.

I mean, it’s clearly a cock ring.

Just look at

They all are. I mean Opera clearly looks like a Vagina.

I mean look at this! It’s obscene!

“OMG new logo is NSFW”. Would get more clicks than “Microsoft unveils new logo”.

Gabe’s take on this is so bad it feels like he had money on the game.

If someone said “Who is The Answer?” would the judges have allowed it?

No, no.  The question was literally The Answer.

What do you expect? None of them are from China where the NBA is owned.

The answer was literally The Answer this time. 

Genesis went by the other day and i was like, holy shit that is a nice looking car

“First production model to have integrated grille and headlamp”? Ahem, the Mercury Sable begs to differ.

I do have a law degree, as do the judges who wrote this decision. I worked a law clerk for nearly 3 years.

I wanted to take this opportunity to say that I am not going to continue reading Deadspin due to the management’s lack of concern for the user experience. These auto-playing videos with the sound on are too much. I’ve been a reader for nearly 10 years, but I can’t abide by such egregious lack of care for the product.

“I’m kinda shy but mostly excited. And courageous.”

It looked like some kind of, I don’t know, fire drill perhaps?

I honestly don’t know how I feel about this.

Again, I cannot emphasize enough how little I think of GWB.

This is likely the biggest mistake I’ve ever made on Kinja, but god help me, here I go.

TBH Sherman’s backtracking yesterday would’ve been just as credible if he’d used the “I’m heavily pregnant” defense. 

It was a private account, and she’d only granted access to people she considered trustworthy friends. This would be like someone sharing information from a group chat among friends and family, and then you coming along and saying “wELl tHeN yOu sHoUlDn’T hAvE cONveRsAtiOnS wITh pEoPlE yOu tRuSt!!”