Gabe’s take on this is so bad it feels like he had money on the game.

If someone said “Who is The Answer?” would the judges have allowed it?

No, no.  The question was literally The Answer.

What do you expect? None of them are from China where the NBA is owned.

The answer was literally The Answer this time. 

Genesis went by the other day and i was like, holy shit that is a nice looking car

“First production model to have integrated grille and headlamp”? Ahem, the Mercury Sable begs to differ.

I do have a law degree, as do the judges who wrote this decision. I worked a law clerk for nearly 3 years.

I wanted to take this opportunity to say that I am not going to continue reading Deadspin due to the management’s lack of concern for the user experience. These auto-playing videos with the sound on are too much. I’ve been a reader for nearly 10 years, but I can’t abide by such egregious lack of care for the product.

“I’m kinda shy but mostly excited. And courageous.”

It looked like some kind of, I don’t know, fire drill perhaps?

I honestly don’t know how I feel about this.

Again, I cannot emphasize enough how little I think of GWB.

This is likely the biggest mistake I’ve ever made on Kinja, but god help me, here I go.

TBH Sherman’s backtracking yesterday would’ve been just as credible if he’d used the “I’m heavily pregnant” defense. 

It was a private account, and she’d only granted access to people she considered trustworthy friends. This would be like someone sharing information from a group chat among friends and family, and then you coming along and saying “wELl tHeN yOu sHoUlDn’T hAvE cONveRsAtiOnS wITh pEoPlE yOu tRuSt!!”

Eh, posting things to a locked, private social media account restricted to trusted friends and family is not meaningfully different from sending an email to a private mailing list, or just talking to a group of close associates around a dinner table. It’s fine to expect those people to keep what they hear private, and…

No, no.  Rest assured you simply missed the point.  

I’m calling the entire thing fake right now before it inevitably comes out that this is a hoax (should anyone care enough to bother with getting to the bottom of this). I’m not accusing the player of making it up himself, but whoever typed this is just some troll looking to create controversy, and is definitely not an…

Don’t you have parents or girlfriend who’ve told you those shoulder length dreadlocks look disgusting and are certainly not attractive…