From the user manual: remote vehicle monitoring and control hardware

Congrats to Jez for playing their part in the bullying!

thats because youre looking it from a more modern movie standard and not a Sam Raimi movie. raimi movies always gloss over the technicals like that. like how does Ash retrofit a chainsaw on his arm, or everything that happened in Army of Darkness? you just accept that it works and go along with it because that doesnt…

Next you’re going to tell me that Marlon Brando wasn’t the studio’s first choice for Vito, Coppola wasn’t their first choice to direct, the studio didn’t want it to be a period piece, and the novel had a subplot about vaginoplasty! 

So, HP, Lexmark, and Epson are all out. What printers out there won’t try to keep fleecing you?

Reportedly the US Attorney for DC and the January 6 Committee now have the messages. Jones is toast. Fucked. As good as dead.

Perjury is a criminal charge and an entirely separate process.

I’m guessing that the judge is keeping a running list of contempt of court incidents which he will be advised of along with the number of days in jail and/or fines resulting from said incidents.

Every movie director in Hollywood over the last 24 hours:

Warner Bros. responds:

Maybe he’s a different person in actuality than his public persona or the roles he’s played? He’s not actually Dr. John Dorian, and Scrubs went off the air 12 years ago. His overall public persona to me seems rather affable and inoffensive. They’ve been together a long time now, and they seem happy, so why does anyone…

What are you doing, Sim-Bro?

the Want to date a family member is something we know about, we’ve reproduced ourselves, we’re working on it.

This what happens when you curve the walls. It’s basically the Guggincestheim Museum.

Call it “The Red States Update” and everything’s fine. Just make sure nobody mods abortion into the game.

Assuming you’ve seen “The kid stays in the picture”?

He could star in the Dean Martin biography.

They should have just made a show about Robert Evans.  

I’ve watched the three episodes that are out, and it’s not great, but it’s worth watching just for Matthew Goode as Robert Evans. He steals every scene he’s in.