Jezebel, please don’t participate in the paparazzi STALKING OF WOMEN AND CHILDREN. Please remove this post and respect Cardi’s privacy. Also, you misspelled her name in the article.

This is creepy. Can we not promote aggressive long-range paparazzi photos of infants and respect families’ wishes to allow their children private lives until they consent to being public figures?

Edit: and if anyone tries the old “they’re celebrities, they signed up for this” excuse you’ll be dismissed into the pits…

You can think about ethics when your money situation improves. Sticking to your values won’t put food on your table and you’re not being asked to go on TV and make announcements that would go against your ideals.

My sisters used to chase each other around with the vacuum hose trying to give each other hickeys when they were mad at each other bc then one of them would get in trouble. I am much younger than them so I associate them with the vacuum. I do not find vacuums sexy. 

I don’t have the stomach for this look. 

I will just keep reposting it

He must have borrowed Mitt’s binders.

I absolutely fucking hate him. I don’t know what else to say at this point.

All of that, every bit of it, could have been avoided by having my tiny sleeping infant next to me while I worked

Dude’s a BILLIONAIRE. Let him pay his help.

“helping a company you believe in” and “performing free work for a company because they need more sales staff but don’t want to hire them” are very different.

And he was given away by his ex-wife!

I still don't want him to run for President.

On the one hand, we have a man who perjured himself with Congress. Now, normally that would be enough for him to be thrown out.

I was fully expecting this article to be about how the European Union just passed a new law regulating the size of french fries.  

Can we have a Bachelor series where Air Bud is the Bachelor? I’d rather watch doggos date than the same pasty white folk.

Smashing patriarchy is self care.

Makes you wonder how they were raised.