There was also some thought that texturing could lower the chances of capsular contracture, although I don’t know if that ever really was proven to work.

I’m not taking Brooner’s side, but I fail to see how a twenty-odd year old sexual assault conviction is relevant to this matter...

If you change your mind, my email is anna.merlan@jezebel.com. 

Andplusalso . . . If White Santa is only into gingerbread men, that means he’s gay, right?

I am terribly sorry that I answered my own question and in the process wrote a blog you found reasonable and informative and I agree we both need to do better

Psst. Don’t tell anybody, bc it would ruin the joke, but he’s totally keeping the headphones and is actually truly grateful for them. But he couldn’t resist the joke about offering them up for trade. 

This evening, my friends and I wanted to really experience the feminist side of the internet so we went to Jezebel. There aren’t enough words to describe how awful it was.

Ten bucks says some woman did and everyone just talked over her

One of the many reasons lifetimes were so much shorter in them good old days.

I watched this last night and realized how well behaved my son is by comparison. I mean, I know he’s just picking the weirdest/funniest ones, but wow.... my son would never even consider talking to me like this, let alone physically attacking me.

Then again, I wouldn’t play some stupid prank on him, take a video of him…

Yall... it is actually really bad journalism and really misleading to post about a recall for a product and then put a picture of a different, non recalled brand up. The pic is clearly an OB tampon; below is a picture of a Kotex tampon that was recalled:

Last year we fell victim to the Fingerlings advertising but luckily I live in Maine and was able to grab two from the local Wal-mart without the insane lines or price gouging. And at $14.99 retail they were downright normal compared to $50 for an afflicted unicorn.

I know this is a corny ass comment but for my tree in my home i like the ornaments we’ve collected over the years, the tacky ornaments the kids made at school, and a few simple strands of white lights. I don’t need my tree to have a “theme” or look like a holiday display in the lobby of Macy’s.

That pic says it all. Trump was the bad ass toddler and Pence was his embarrassed father. Pelosi was the mom and Schumer was the sarcastic uncle who doesn’t mind goading a child. 

I always scroll past the tweets. I always hated the sound of trumps voice, but now I can’t even read his repulsive words. The man is toxic.

New 5 blade grill with moisturizing strip just leaked...

If you took Madison and Milwaukee out of the state election formula, we would have a clear majority—we would have all five constitutional officers and we would probably have many more seats in the Legislature

TPUSA are the diaper kids, right?

But moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

All of them? Even my own? Bridal showers are weird, where else do we expect grown women to unwrap common household items so other grown women can ooh and aah over shit they all have at home?