WHy the heck should I “trust” the president any more than I would trust the normal announcement? Is he annointed and holy, does his shite not stink? Why do we need an extra ‘layer’ of announcement? Waste of time and money.

“Fake shoes!" 

that’s the joke

Dingdingding, I found the ONLY other person in this thread who actually read the Instagram/article to get the whole story!

“ESRI Media”? No... it’s just ESRI. The “media” in the URL isn’t part of the company.  They are a Geographic Information Systems company, not a media company.

And being stung by wasps? You win, kid

This is my favorite cross over ever. All of the hate and vitriol of WYTS, with 100% more floral prints. Perfection. *insert loud, Italian, finger kisses here

I think, between this and the annual Williams-Sonoma catalog review, we have learned that Drew needs to do more catalog reviews.

I think the thing about writing a negative Yelp review is not to be ranty about it. If I see phrases like “worst meal I’ve EVER had” or “completely disgraceful”, I tend to think the person is exaggerating, entitled, and/or a pain in the arse. But if I saw a review that just laid out the facts in a reasonable way (“the…

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My state is one of those where 60+% of the legislative power is held by less than half the electorate. So, if by “your state” you mean the people who’ve set it up so that half my neighbor’s votes count for less, then you’re right. But they don’t represent most of us.

You started an affair with a 17-year old when you were 24? 

I had been seeing my high school boyfriend for a few years. After some reflection I decided it was time to end things and texted my sister “I’m breaking up with Johnny today.” But instead of my sister, I accidentally sent it to Johnny and I felt awful but also it saved me that whole…

...Is the punchline fair cloth?

I’m not a dude. And you have no idea if I have a baby trying to sleep or what goes on in my life.

You tried stretchy cloth and it doesn’t work for you. And you tried loose cloth and it is not your thing. I feel like there might be a type of cloth in the middle, that is juuuuust right... for you Kelly. 

No one co-opts shit unless you let them.

Please attempt to “randomly rest” your hand in the same way Zina Bash did during the hearing and let us know if it feels natural.

If you take a picture of someone in public and post it to mock them, and they aren’t being racist or sexist or committing a crime that hurts someone, you’re an asshole.