What’s wrong with the parents that they saw their kid playing with the tip money and didn’t tell her to put it back and leave it alone? And, why is their kid hiding money under her menu? And, why wasn’t the tip picked up before they were seated? And why in the fuck did this guy put the little girl on blast on Facebook?

Guess a movie doesn’t begin at conception either.

Young and naive is a great thing to be.  Better than old, corrupt, and fucking dumb as shit like this idiot. 

Here’s another way to dream: if Grinda’s ongoing Russian Mob prosecutions in Madrid ensnare Donald Jr. (or Eric or Ivanka), even if his father pardons him in the US, he could be prosecuted in Spain (US and Spain have full extradition).

Jose Grinda is perhaps the most famous and effective top prosecutor in Europe; has been for years. If he's helping out Mueller
with the case against Torshin and Donald Jr, they better worry.

If you were diagnosed with terminal cancer would you start a juicing cleanse or eat and drink whatever the fuck you want until the day you die?

Not to mention time off work that you probably won’t get paid for, deductibles, time away from responsibilities like kids and pets, family taking time off work. I’ve been through it all with my family. Luckily my dad had good insurance and was in a union but it was tough financially and emotionally for us too.

Good for Michelle for recognizing that she needs professional help and for being able to afford it. 

That Vogue paragraph is a straight-up mess. I honestly don’t know what it’s trying to say.

No, she definitely muttered that he was an asshole.

I wish more people would frankly discuss the mental health implications of breastfeeding. It’s A LOT to be the sole source of your baby’s food. You can’t switch on and off with your partner or your mom or anyone else. You can’t sleep more than 2-3 hours at a time at the beginning. You may be homebound because it’s…

Am I the only person who struggles with cultural appropriation uproar? I thought different cultures mixing and borrowing from each other was the point of living in a diverse society. Is it reasonable to assume that people of different cultures living together would wall off the ability of their culture being used by…

Demi-Leigh-- you know, half of a full Leigh.

Henry Cavill speaks and we are all Ben Affleck.

Auto Mechanic: I see the problem

Also, it’s hard to tell b.c it looks like she has her wedding band on too?  I thought you were supposed to wear the band 1st with the engagement ring going on top.  But yeah that shit is tacky/ugly. 

Looks like someone broke it and then tried to fix it with a glue gun

Ok I take it all back -- I’ll lie about a Chevy to pay off my student loans 

In addition to paying the fines, she should be ordered to volunteer a few thousand hours in an oncology ward.

I wrote an intentionally funny short play about dibs - three guys are going to rob an apartment during the winter but they have a long debate about where they can park during the robbery, since there are a lot items on the street to save parking spots. For instance, does a single lawn chair carry the same “dibs”…