They should make one called the “Dick Hardener”. It would be great for all the heavyset, middle-aged rocker dudes who could use a little help.

nobody asked you, Mr. Chicago, fuck right off

Sometimes I fear that my Kinja and Twitter account might hamper my future presidential run...

If the real estate market in your area is like it is in mine: buy a house, wait for the value of it to increase a couple of percentage points, then take some equity of out the house by refinancing, and pay off your student loans with the money. Our mortgage interest rate is about 4%, while my student loans were about…

My grandmother and great aunt both were born between 1900-1910 and this post reminds me of every Christmas when I was a kid and they would get into insanely detailed arguments about,  I am not kidding you, a civil war recipe for oyster stew that spitefully cited 18th century ancestors as proof of ingredients. This…

Anybody else tired of all the winning? I know I’m exhausted.

Panera has had these forever

I have one of her faux leather jackets. I’m busty and it’s the only one that fits at my bust without drowning the rest of my body.

I think it’s because JS actually cares about her customer’s needs. Ivanka care about making a quick buck. 

I have only encountered one item from her that was not a great fit/comfortable. (Her pants/shorts are cut small)

Yup!  And her baby clothes are adorable as well!  I love Carters but the designs all start looking the same after a while.

Weinstein keeps saying he has never had non-consensual sex. Does he know that consent is required from BOTH parties in order for sex to be consensual?

I believe the real issues is that it got so hot and expanded to the point where it could no longer do this:

SAME. I am a candidate running for office in the midwest. I love Duckworth. But this mealy-mouthed, tepid, timid approach of other Dem candidates and of Dems in power, are driving me to DRINK. I want to go BOLD! But this free-floating fear is real and believe me when I tell you it is not limited to republican men! The…

Never interrupt your enemy while they are making mistakes.

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

I’m a UK based sex worker and want to let you know how that Jezebel’s attitude on sex work makes a massive improvement to my quality of life. I look at Jezebel several times a day and to have one media outlet that consistently respects sex workers, supports sex worker organising and differentiates between coerced…

Like many white people from the rural south raised by Republicans, I primarily align with Democratic Socialist policies and positions. I’m 33 years old. I remember 1998 – the lynching year, Matthew Shepherd and James Byrd, Jr. Columbine happened during my Freshman year of high school. How safe are today’s children…

Please don't do a reunion tour. Just put Spice World on Netflix. 

Sigh.