Chef: MY MOM

People who think their feelings are more important that providing healthcare to a person should not work in healthcare in any capacity.

When somebody is essentially saying “oh, every relationship is a *little* toxic/abusive” I know that person speaking is toxic and an abuser. I have never once felt threatened by my significant other. It’s not normal.

Go fuck yourself.

Maybe it’s actually pretty cool for a food blog to cover basics in a non-condescending way, since a lot of people out there are just beginning and still have questions? Maybe it’s people who think something is “too basic to be explained” who are the gatekeepers of a community that really doesn’t need any gatekeeping…

“People arent allowed to speak publicly about how someone hurt them because the person who hurt them might get hurt.”

good thing your opinion literally doesn’t matter.

These questions really annoy me because I think they’re terrible and the answer is usually very obvious to people that don’t sit around overthinking things.

Wow. It’s ridiculously unsafe to just throw someone into that stage of the game. I can only imagine how you must have felt. “This is going to be my life now ... forever?”

Most of that list is bullshit.

The leader of the free world is Angela Merkel.

I’ve been to tapings of both of their shows.. Bee and Oliver actually tape in the same studio and share a staff.

And scheduled for like 6:30pm.

After what happened at the last state dinner with the “jambalaya” they served (actually some kind of rice pilaf), I expect the menu to be centered around roast pork, accompanied by an array of wines and a full open bar.

The Good Place

Brooklyn 99!!

The Good Place is the one current blaring exception. Superstore is solid too...

I used to date a feral peacock. Worst. boyfriend. EVAR.

Wait, I feel so stupid right now- is she not Latina?

Has anyone pointed out yet that Ariana Grande and Skinny Whatshisface look like the baby version of JLo and Marc Anthony?