Counterpoint: know your market.

Nah, I disagree about the ‘loveable’ bit. David is consistently a fool, consistently making bad decisions and showing very little common sense. Consistently. It angers me. And now I read his articles to be angered.

Fair enough. 99% of the time I’m with my wife, though — which may make the creepy factor better or worse.

Didn’t this happen somewhere else last year?

Julianne, Vanessa had the baby! Francisco! Fraaaancisco, Francisco, that’s fun to say.

Would you say it’s so easy to get one that even a Vogon poet would qualify?

Obligatory.

The woman in the office across from me just discovered spin two months ago. And now twice a week just comes back from spin lunch and spends an hour telling me all the “hilarious” things her instructor says. She spent two days picking out cycling shoes and showing me each option. (We aren’t in the same department so…

Let them live in the boxes it came in!

eta: How the fuck do you end up in Charlottesville as a tourist?

Here’s the thing, though: “luxuries” aren’t what Millenials would choose money for. No, what we need that $36k for is rent, groceries, transportation to and from work, and monthly payments on our ~$40k of student loan debt.

I’m surprised the NRA even knows Parks & Rec, I guess there are no decent Duck Dynasty memes.

“Child of mine! You lectured and ridiculed a US senator? Good for you! Let me take you out for ice cream. Wait, do you smoke weed? Let me take you out for weed, and then probably ice cream.”

Good luck to you!

Anyone who doesn’t have kids is politely invited to shove their parenting advice directly up whatever orifice they are not currently employing to have kids.

Oh that’s great. As long as they don’t go to the “ok but where are your PARENTS from?” So annoying. Not sure how someone is supposed to respond to that, because once you go “well my parents immigrated from China” the person usually does some variant of “ohhh yeah that’s what I thought.” Argh...

I have a Nepali friend, who when she is asked, esp. by white people, “No, like where is your family originally from?,”* she answers, “Science suggests Africa, same place as your family.”

“I want ice cream.” = “Immigrants are rapists and murderers.”

I’m a Jeep fan but I have to say, I agree with the Fish Guy. It’s incredibly disrespectful to the environment and an ad like that really encourages bad behavior on the part of Jeep owners. Hunters and fishermen, who make up a large segment of the Jeep market, are (or should be) great stewards of the environment. Jeep…

I like you, and I like your maid of honor. Weddings are a huge pain in the ass; way to get it done!