I am going to do that too, with our one cat. “Sometimes the PCBs can’t be cleaned up, sometimes you just have to let them stay in the dirt and be shipped off somewhere else.”

What lunatic has a second child just so the first doesn’t have ‘to face an environmental collapse alone.’????

NOT maternity leave, job protection for 12 weeks only. The requirement does not require the business to pay any salary.

Anyone else a Brooklyn Nine Nine fan? Love the show but I really hate it when Gina pervs on Terry. I get that it’s supposed to be funny and he sometimes responds by referencing HR guidelines, but I hate her jokes and remarks about his body and her attraction. The whole thing is nonconsensual on his part so, yeah, I…

I didn’t EP, just at work and still burned through two. :/

I would also like to mention that not all new moms “opt to feed their newborns” formula, some of us tried very hard and were physically unable to due to low to no production and/or inefficient latching.

I listen to the My Favorite Murder podcast and will repeat what they always say, “Fuck politeness.” If some dude offers you a ride in an emptied out white van, just say no. Man, woman, child, just no. If he asks if you want to go back to his house, or wants to take a detour towards his house, you open that van door…

This is probably a good time to remember that the Humane Society of the United States is NOT affiliated with your local humane society / animal shelter.

1. They do this the same time every single year 2. They did not reach out to Jezebel at all, as a matter of fact, we reached out to them, because we cared about the story and the sad perfect metaphor it embodied. 3. Get tf out of here with your “it’s the fault of the Minnesota Coalition for Battered Women” bullshit!!!

Justice for Toyota Lasagna!

Hello Patrick,

I agree, they aren’t right for each other and he should just move on. The fact they go for days without talking is probably the biggest indicator that he shouldn’t have proposed.

When comedians complain that they can’t do comedy now that “everyone gets offended” what they’re really saying is “our job is too hard now that we can’t pressure women and minorities into awkwardly chuckling when we blatantly insult them.”

LOL. “CALL ME IF THERE IS ANYTHING UNTOWARD”. Yes, dear 16 year old, tell me if a 45 year old jabba the hut scroat-face who weighs 200 pounds more than you and could kill you, rams your mouth down over his penis! We will send an angry letter (also you’ll never work again). Good luck in therapy for the rest of your…

Why does Alec think he needs to weight into this?

Written at a time when there was pretty much no scientific knowledge to explain the world. So people could say “hey, God told me to write this down” and everyone would pretty much go along with it. So I get why people embraced it 2,000 years ago. But NOW? I was raised Catholic, I’d say I’m agnostic/atheist now. I’m…

When I was a waitress it only bothered me if you wanted extra pacts of sugar and 10 lemons to make lemonade. I hate those people.

It’s a cute Metra stop, though:

That’s like two of his kid’s names right there.