Trump would cut off his own face to spite Obama’s legacy.

testing, testing

Right before I turned 21 I moved to a new city, transferred colleges, and got an apartment by myself. I picked a place out on the third story of a rambling old Victorian mansion - a modest studio with white metal cabinets from the 1950's and a rusted fire escape which always gave me bad feelings. It was metal, and…

I enjoy My Favorite Murder, which is more true crime/comedy (weird combo, I know!).

Good call, mr burns. It’s not as if having more surgeons would result in a net benefit for everyone. Who the fuck needs doctors trained in complex procedures, I’ve got google and webmd. Bootstraps all you selfish surgeons, bootstraps!

My wife (from Chicago) says don’t call it Willis Tower.

If you go to a Cubs game don’t be one of the sheep that crams themselves onto the redline and thinks that is the only option to get to Wrigley Field.

Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.

I feel like there must be some tongue-in-cheek context for that comment: Self effacing (“You’re all so lean, you’ll make me look huge lol!”) or libertarian (“Treat yoself this week—I’m not a regular pop star, I’m a cool pop star.”) or whatever. I blame the NYT writer because “in classic form” means nothing to us when…

I have a 17 month old and I will loudly and at length talk about my shitty pregnancy, fucked up 40 hour labor traumatizing birth, and 15 months of breastfeeding to anyone who makes the mistake of asking me anything about my kid. People do not talk about any of this shit nearly enough so I may as well do it.

buddy why do you think i quit

no spicy nuggets, no peace

One of the two characters is romantically interested in Addison and seems to understand why her stepfather would make “overtures” on her. “Can you blame him though? I mean look at her,” the character says. “The heart wants what it wants, am I right?”

I think the blame rest on both genders. I read an interesting story in Time last week that younger people are looking for a lot more in marriage, someone who is going to be like their coach and cheerleader, best friend, sexy hot lover, and bring out the best in them. At the same time, those same people report being…

So, since a lot of people seem to have forgotten, Mark Regnerus is a Catholic fundamentalist asshole who published a “study” that purported to prove definitively that gay people were not good parents. It was a trash study, and did a lot of damage because at the time it gave anti-gay-marriage advocates an excuse to…

It IS good, but our state is still in the shitter, and we can do better than this poseur.

Yea it’s the publishing that gives it that extra feel of self-centeredness.

As a person of Syrian heritage, with family in Syria and most who are now refugees on every corner of the earth - piss off.

Jessica Simpson has some surprisingly decent dresses and shoes. The fit and quality of her dresses is generally pretty good and also they aren’t ridiculously expensive.

The Verge updated their story and has officially been pardoned.