Kids: If you’re going to do something illegal for your promposals, I humbly make the following suggestion.

Right, I also didn’t mean to mock people who have real reasons for spreading their legs when they sit. But with Donald I have to assume that it’s all some sort of dominance display.

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

This is the single greatest conversation in Bachelor history.

Still confused as to why anyone would ever watch This Is Us of their own volition. Likely won’t ever make peace with this. Donald Trump is President etc.

When I was super pregnant and rode the NYC subway I could divide people into about three categories for seat offering.

I know you referenced it in the article, but it should be extremely highlighted:

this is great. i’ve been hate loving nancy for years. my mom and i love to imitate her callers to each other. (in heavy southern accent) “oh nancy i just love you so much. those twins, lucy and john david, are a true blessing from god. they are so beautiful. are they healthy? good great. now...was the head fully…

I would just like to say that most of the rules in most of the religions in the world are fucking moronic.

Do you really think we’re not having nuanced convos about sexism in the Trump administration? That’s cool, thanks for reading!

He’s like Zaphod Beeblebox’s Mom, who will only tell us about his meteoric and unexpected rise to the Presidency of the Galaxy for “the right price.”

If it’s a dong, it’s deliberate. Trust me.

Thanks, that’s great. I’d like the file on the Trump campaign and the Russian government, when you have a moment.

Thanks, kid. Mike Pence also owes me (and every other LGBT person) and every woman in America an apology. But it’s a start.

Exactly

I had to call and ask them to do this the first time, and they said I could also just write “apply to principal” on my checks. You definitely want to look at your balances and double check this because Navient recently got in trouble for applying payments incorrectly. More info here: http://twocents.lifehacker.com/make…

I shared this last week, but I finally decided to go to law school, got a scholarship, committed to a school, and was pretty nerve-wracked about it. I haven’t told many people yet, just close family.

Then why not legalize heroin? I mean, their argument fails just on that basis. Let’s legalize cocaine. Let’s legalize heroin. Let’s legalize angel dust. Let’s legalize all of it.

So women should have to, what, fill out a questionnaire and be allowed to have an abortion if they want one for the “right” reasons? Which are...? Rape? Severe fetal abnormalities? How about “good” women who fucked the right way but the condom broke? How about teenagers who try the pull-out method? I would love to…

i see what you’re saying but why should people with money get to be more irresponsible?