Fucking 2nd amendment. I’ll never know why the founding fathers thought arming bears was such a good idea.

I haaaate stories (snapchat/instagram/facebook/does microsoft excel have stories yet) because I never have the sound up on my phone . It’s much easier to read things during boring meetings than listen

I’m HOH, so much that living in the hearing world is so difficult sometimes that I don’t want to get out of bed. I was mainstreamed to read lips only. No sign. Thanks parents and teachers! I was raised to please your hearing world. I am sitting here with tears streaming down my eyes right now reading some of the…

My phone autocorrected Tom Foolery to Tomfuckery and I have been using it ever since. It’s probably the only really good thing this phone has ever done.

Scrimger was brave under torture, but obsessed with maintaining status quo. He’s McCain

You know who’s not patient? Me, when this GOD DAMN VIDEO AUTOPLAYS WHILE I’M TRYING TO READ ANOTHER ARTICLE BECAUSE YOU GUYS THOUGHT SOME ENDLESS SCROLLING BULLSHIT WAS A GOOD IDEA.

Yes, I find this experiential aspect interesting, in general as well as for this particular show.

I guess they just want to operate in a post-raise society. I get the highest percentage raise too: three percent of fuck all.

I get why “really trying to find time to read” lost out. All it made me do was think of that period where I really did try, and kept failing over and over again. Guilt cycles are never fun. Actually finding time to read is different than that whole trying business!

HOORAY!!!! Now can we depend on Trump following up with his threat/promise to not repeal Obamacare if the AHCA didn’t make?

I can’t believe Getting an A was a 14 seed. You know what kind of people read Jez? Nerds. We didn’t just love getting A’s, we LIVED FOR IT.

This is insulting to children and babies.

I’m not usually one to play the “call it terrorism” card but

Just a reminder, Modcloth is now owned by Jet.com, which is owned by Walmart. I was about to pick up a dress for my SO, but that would just remind her about the Walmart connection, so she’d be sad about it again.

Just a reminder, Modcloth is now owned by Jet.com, which is owned by Walmart. I was about to pick up a dress for my…

I miss Kitchenette’s BCO. I still check out ‘Off the Menu’ on Thrillist every Monday, but it’s a pale substitute. Plus the comments section of BCO were usually just as interesting as the post, but that’s gone down the drain too because Thrillist uses Facebook for comments, so no anonymity. :(

There used to be Kitchenette BCO.

I have never heard of the Wing, and I know I’m not alone, and my level of interest isn’t high enough that I’m actually googling to find out, but I DID spend time googling for the perfect gif for this comment, so.

I’m so sick and tired of hearing about miners. The world does not resolve around your old world shitty job that has no relevence in 2017. Learn a new trade, or die off. Either one works for me, because i’m tired of your hurt fees fees fucking the world over.

I’m so stealing that GIF. I have the exact sentiment every time I hear that sort of bullshit, too. Followed by an internal,”oh, you sweet Summer child”.

I was at coffee with a couple of girlfriends the other day, and we were talking about GMOs and vaccines (because I am a masochist) and I was arguing in favour of both…

Let me get this straight, the asshole used his pregnant girlfriend as a human shield and the cops think that the fact that they still pulled the trigger is not their fault?