I’m a man with some health conditions that cause a significant amount of pain, so I always have a bottle of ibuprofen on my desk at work. If this is exactly the same, I think I’ll buy some to keep on my desk and confuse/annoy my right-wing coworkers.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

I don’t understand this concept that wives must be angry about their husbands going out. It looked to me like he was having fun and playing around. It’s not like he was grinding up on somebody. I may be married but that doesn’t mean my husband and I don’t spend time apart with friends. My guess is Kate gives 0 fucks.…

This is the first time I’ve ever heard of this person.

You forgot:

I’d tell you what I’d be moving up from the store brand mustard.

If God is so great why was she in a car crash in the first place, doofus Wilson? This thinking makes zero sense and religious people don’t even notice.

“I’m proud of you, you know... that you have the confidence to wear those two different patterns together.”- my father

Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez make all the sense. I’m shocked it took them this long to get together.

Dude, that woman has cool glasses, a sassy haircut, and a nice suit jacket. I’ll bet she’s somewhere right now living her best life and not giving a single fuck.

Jezebel has become very meaningful to me, so all my love and support to the writers striking. This is the only place I can stomach reading politics now, and the commenters here are gold. Life would be shit without the women writers of Jezebel. ❤🌸

A friend brought me to a SoulCycle class once and I am 100% not surprised no one helped or called an ambulance. This woman there told me that anyone that comes between you and your exercise is LITERALLY TRYING TO KILL YOU because, according to her, fat people are jealous and don’t want other people to make them feel…

I’m just gonna say it: I like Coldplay. I think Chris Martin seems like a really nice, sweet, nerdy guy AND I think he’s cute. I think themed parties are fun no matter how old you are. That’s it.

This sounds exactly the same what Nazis did in concentration camps.

I hope that venom is ethically sourced at least, and you don’t walk out of a salon with 500 bee butts dangling from your cheeks.

I’ve always been Team Jess, and I think he’s a good person for Rory to have in her life. I think he brings her back down from the super-entitled world she inhabits with Logan. I don’t want them to be in a relationship anymore, but I like the Rory/Jess friendship.

This is actually incredibly common for smaller brands who find themselves with surprise hit (ETA: Kate bought this dress off the rack—Issa didn’t know about it until pics hit the news; this was not a commission). If you have a ton of people who want to place orders, yet you have no way to fill those orders because you…

I can’t remember when I first realized we were in the upper middle class (dad’s a prominent attorney, mom was in entertainment business), but I do remember my parents clearly teaching me that their money is THEIR money. I was being a snotty 13 year old and begging my mom for the latest trendy jeans - they were like…

Let’s be honest. This is all pretty terrible. I can’t even imagine the price point on this garbage. I already own jeans and hoodies and I don’t wear them on my high-fashion days.

I’ve been rolling around in the greys for months angrily yelling at every article that has covered autism and/or vaccines. I’m tired.