Agreed. That’s the only good that can come of this.

Ok, I’ll admit that I don’t really know the correct context in which to use “thirsty,” but as soon as I saw that Calvin Harris photo, all I could think was “damn, that man is thirsty.”

My favorite episode of all Doctor Who. Amy forever.

Talking on the phone in the bathroom is hella rude. Not only to the person you’re talking with, but far more so to the people in the bathroom with you. You may not care that the person you’re talking with is hearing your bodily functions, but the poor soul with diarrhea two stalls down might.

My favorite job ever, and I am certain it will remain so for the rest of my working life, paid $9.50 an hour max (in 2010) and required me to be on my feet and providing customer service to people for 6-14 hours a day.

Thanks. I’ll check it out and report back!

An acquaintance from college (she’s the ex of my friend) is friends with Ben. They knew each other in college and now live near each other in Denver. She posts pictures with him several times a month and I have yet to see Lauren in a single one of them. So, is their relationship a ruse or can Lauren not stand my…

Sadly, I’ve never seen Shameless, but Netflix really wants me to. It’s about Chicago? Is it good?

You’re delightful. Welcome to Jez.

CPD is dropping the ball all over the city (unsurprisingly). Not to hijack the thread, but I live in a quiet, historically immigrant neighborhood on the near west side of Chicago on a very quiet residential block. In the past 10 days, we’ve had someone robbed at gunpoint right in front of our building, had our…

Unless you’re using them to squirt breast milk at a stranger shaming you for feeding your child in public, then all the ammo!

There needs to be SO MUCH MORE of this show on Netflix. I’ve rewatched that single season 3 times now. I love it so much.

I was ungreyed on Lifehacker, Two Cents, AND Skillet yesterday. What is happening?! Could Jez and/or The Slot be next? PLEASE!?

I read this headline and immediately started trying to figure out what size of paper cut I could get so that none of them overlapped on the square footage of my skin. I think I could sustain 1,000 paper cuts if they’re like 1 cm in length or less. Right? Anyone else do the math?

My husband earnestly pronounces it “lit’rally.” All his dearest friends (and myself) drunkenly ridicule him about this frequently, but he thinks it sounds distinguished and proper. Also, he loves to spite us.

So I’m the palest person I’ve met in my entire life, but this article really makes me want to blow off the career I’ve been building for 5 years and go back to school to become a chemist for a cosmetics company. I married a Pakistani and this struggle will be real for our daughters (and sons, if they swing that way!).…

This makes me ragey.

All the love to you. I really hope you get the help and attention you deserve.

Thanks.

Anecdote time: I started using both Glow and Ovia simultaneously when we started trying. I had Glow for about 4 months while I was still on the pill then launched Ovia when I stopped taking them. Glow was sooooo off with its predictions. I’d enter data that was clear to me that I was ovulating based on all the…