Ugh. This just made me remember something horrifying. He came to an auditorium where I was working back in 2008 or something. Our backstage staff wanted a runner from our front of house staff for the show to spend the day driving around getting whatever Cosby needed. I volunteered. Thank god I didn’t get it. I think…

I mean, I am definitely an animated minecraft block made out of delicious cake with a kinja account. My life is awesome.

Very glad to hear it :) Now comes the excitement surrounding grandchildren! (delay as much as possible!!!)

My husband is Pakistani. We’ve developed all these weird techniques to get him through security unscathed. For example, we’re always really chatty with one another and touching each other (holding hands, arm brushes, etc.) in line so the people around us and the TSA agents see that he’s “vouched for by a white girl”…

Congrats on the wedding, former I Thee Dread friend! I hope the drama was minimal!

My husband asked my dad’s permission because my dad is old fashioned like that. There was some big drama that came up with my soon-to-be-in-laws during our engagement and my dad told some of his guy friends about it. One of his friends told him he should force me to not marry my husband over it. When my dad told me…

JANE!!! I missed you!

Way to use this pro-tip while also keeping some element of surprise: Go shopping with her. Let her pick out what she likes, then go back to the store without her and buy that ring or something similar she hasn’t seen. Mr. efrog went the buy something similar route and he picked a design that was even better than the…

That was true 150 years ago. And even then, it could only hold the weight of a chicken. Now it’s safe for kayakers because we reversed the flow to send our crap down the Mississippi. Oh, and we implemented modern sanitation practices.

Mayor Daley. It was his pet project. Rahm took over shortly after we (thankfully) lost the bid.

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Check her Google search history: “First Lady Speech Tips”

I’d love a bit more information on the criteria they used to put this together. Is it averaged across the entire city? Because I’ve lived in three Chicago apartments now for $1500/mo and the smallest has been 950 sq. ft., the largest clocking in at 1200 sq. ft. In Indianapolis, I lived in a $1500/mo apartment that was…

Poor Purdue. As an Indiana University grad, I do not say that lightly.

Mitch wants his seat back? That’s good news for Purdue at least... That asshole tried to force his ideology down the throat of a Big 10 school when he was made president or chancellor or whatever after he left the gov’s mansion. The students didn’t like that much.

Dikachu. Great. Now I have to explain to IT why I spit tea all over my keyboard.

Amazing. I may need to steal that.

Agreed on the inherent terror of biceps that are as big as my body. Just can’t shake that mental picture!

That’s the baseline I picture whenever I think of Patrick Swayze on his own. I’m talking world champion body builder sized muscles with that gorgeous hair and facial construction.

Does anybody else picture a Schwarzenegger-esque buff Patrick Swayze whenever they read Patrick Schwarzenegger’s name? Just me? ok.