Unequivocally yes, the fuck head will sign it. I loathe Mike Pence.

My husband and I had this exact conversation on Sunday while prepping our slow cooker for Monday’s dinner. My answer: “No idea, but my mom always used them so...”

I wish the midwife that let my former coworker’s wife labor for 52 FUCKING HOURS before halfheartedly suggesting they go to the hospital took that law seriously. Mom and baby are fine now, but obviously there was an emergency c-section and the mom refused to take her meds or have medical professionals monitor her…

Never underestimate a blacked out frat boy.

I work in a STEM field as an S with many E coworkers. My office is, predictably, mostly male. At our holiday party this winter, an intern got blackout drunk and proceeded to tell my husband “all the things he wanted to do to me” to prove to him that he could get a rise out of anyone. Did I mention I had been at the…

I have a friend who left on a Doctors Without Borders trip to the Dominican Republic (where there is Zika) the DAY AFTER he found out his wife is pregnant. Now they have to have sex with condoms until October. He is an infectious disease doctor and quite upset with the situation. Vaccines for all!

...so I’ve been doodling this exact shame shape on everything since 2002. Does that mean I can sue this chick for stealing my generic doodle artwork, or no?

When I scroll past this picture, it looks like the nipple cupcakes are jumping at my face. Which makes them even more perfect.

Real question: Is Kesha allowed to perform as a guest artist on other people’s albums? Could all these female pop stars give her one song to do lead vocals for on each of their albums so she can release her new music that way and still further her career even a little bit until this debacle is cleared up? Or is Sony…

To add to the conversation: Feminism is about supporting other women, but Hillary is not the only woman that needs to be supported and she is not the only presidential candidate that can support women. Feminism is about women having the freedom to operate as equals in society in all things - the workplace, the home,…

The entire collection looks like it’s trying to fuse 1920s glamour with the same time period’s working class/homeless sartorial decisions but all of it is scaled to make it look like a 2 year old is trying on mommy’s clothes and shoes. The only part I hope happens from that godawful mess is capes. Can full length…

My cousin just barely missed making the US Rowing Team. I was bummed for him. Until now. Thank god he’s young enough to try again in another 4 years.

Personal beliefs being what they may, the doctor is still not the one passing the edict. I know of some of my husband’s coworkers who do agree with the ban, and more power to them and your relatives. However, they are not the ultimate decision makers in this situation and that is very different from how most other…

As the spouse of a physician working for a Catholic hospital, I can assure you, the doctors are not the ones calling the shots in these situations. If the doctor were to go against the religious doctrine that caused these problems, the church could revoke its support of the hospital, which would likely result in the…

Apparently one of the lines in his new album is him rapping about being off his bipolar drugs. I haven’t listened to it myself, so I can’t confirm, but explains a lot if true!

You’d be a great Game Maker for the next Hunger Games

Honest question with zero judgement attached. I have a close friend who is 28 and she is dating a 52 year old. There IS a serious power dynamic problem in her relationship, but he’s her first serious boyfriend and doesn’t recognize it. The man in question is also a recently relapsed alcoholic and that situation is…

You have a pile of cats! I love it! My pudgy kitty does not like other cats so he is an only fur baby, much to our distress.

Are you me?

I’m going to dedicate my life to being percautios #belikeye