Why does that annoy me the most?

And what does she need a wrench for?

I just...every time I see one of her twitter/instagram pics (on here - I don't follow her, obvs), the first thing I always think is "christ, Alec Baldwin's blood pressure must be through the fucking ROOF. Because this woman is ANNOYING."

andmykitchen

Music that plays in the background while you have violent diarrhea?

She's not actually that wonderful of a person if she's willingly setting her children up to have a way harder time in life. Not having a ssn/birth certificate at this point means they don't exist. What happens if they want to go to college? Or get a job or a drivers license? They have no way to prove their citizenship…

CFE is the only electrical company in Mexico, and everyone fears the day this bill arrives... so nothing scarier than the CFE bill!

also OT (sry madeleine) but are comments being like...weird for anyone else? when i hit publish,t he comment will publish but the reply box, complete with published comment, is still there???

When you say that they didn't have the "stamina" to make it through the week, I hope you realize that it wasn't physical stamina they lacked—it was the intestinal fortitude to tolerate a shop full of a thousand dimwitted misogynists like you spoiling for their failure.

I think the downtime is balanced out by the far higher workplace fatality rate.

That makes a million times more sense than attaching the baby to your rucksack, which was the image in my mind's eye! Thank you!

A coworker of mine waited on a woman who accidentally left with the copy of her credit card receipt the listed the tip. She apparently checked her credit card statement and realized she'd only been charged for the original bill. So she showed up a week later with a note explaining how mortified she was that she'd…

If you don't want to wedding-plan, get married ASAP. The longer the engagement, the deeper the crazy.

Do you have any idea the type of shit a nurse often has to deal with and then still has to go home, to the grocery store, etc. I mean, shit, they're only people with families it's not like we can put them in their own camp. /sarcasm

Ebola wouldn't have been my first choice to fight the Wedding Industrial Complex, but it certainly seems effective.

Best wardrobe. Also, I kind of had a crush on Uncle Garr...and Aunt Cornelia.

I never read it, but did you ever pick up the racy updates to the Nancy Drew series? At one point she makes out with somebody who isn't Ned on a couch and I was SCANDALIZED.

Did you remember to include the parts where the exhalation from his nostrils is picked up by the mic?

It's because he's doing homage and she's the real genuine deal. People want their flyover country tales filtered through NPR first. Actual small town folks are hopelessly uncool.

My five year old would actually like the concept of the Et-ting Zoo, I think. She's constantly asking me to confirm if various animals are "made of meat".