Fell asleep with Nair on my upper lip, probably just 45 minutes but the damage was done. Just had to pretend I didn't have a bright red oozy crusty upper lip for about a month, there was no hiding it. To the few boys that dared asked, I lectured them on the beauty ideals set for for young women by society.

This haircut was the height of "trendy"-mom haircuts when I moved to this town — a mere three years ago. People can do whatever they want with their hair and bodies, but I still privately felt embarrassed for them.

You'll be fine so long as it's your first time crying. Also, spray some Lysol in your eyes, to be safe.

Well, now I have this year's Halloween costume locked down.

"It has actors" — ew.com*

AmericA!!!

THAT's the one-eyed doll she hates?! I thought you meant something along these lines

Nancy Wilson, Victoria Beckham, Lil Wayne.

I just picture French Stewart every damn time.

I don't either.

It's the Spring 2015 showing, so we can start to think ahead I guess.

Hoop skirts? Crinoline? What magic poofery is this?

So is it weird if the hyena one is ALSO relatable?

I have nothing clever to say, although sadly I've been trying for a few minutes. BUT I did find this comment on a Free Willy theme song video

I really liked the August (?) issue, there were some accessible style feature, an article on Pussy Riot, and more. I live in a rural town, wear jeans nearly every day, and dress for comfort first, then style. That issue made me think I might actually like to subscribe to Vogue. Then I picked up the September issue.…

Or Caity!

They are creamsicle ice cream cupcakes (?). Looking at them is seriously making me crave these bad boys, with lemon curd on top.

They had friend-conned some poor woman into organizing it at a very steep discount. I am quite certain she cried multiple times that day. Meanwhile, the bride still thinks it was one of the best days ever, because it was for her. (never mind all the unpaid and underpaid help)

Eh, see my reply to Teri. I wouldn't swear on it, no, I wasn't there, but I have no reason to disbelieve her.

It was a picture of a decorative sign that said "You can't have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage work ethic", sitting in a window next to some hacky sacks.