Somehow I heard that last line to the tune of "he aint' heavy, he's my brother"...
The Last of the Assmen
When I heard the original news, I thought I was going to have a havarti attack.
WHY AREN'T THERE CHEESE CONFETTI GIFS?!? Life is so unfair.
That is disgusting. I would let them know the next time you're in that coffee shop.
And now she just straight-up admits that her kids just ignore her all the time. I mean, if my kids were ignoring me so badly that I felt it appropriate to share with national media in a "joking" manner, I would feel like my family had some issues.
Oh sorry, that was me.
Why does his being a boy change which soap he uses?
Old Reader's Digest (like 80's and 90's) — I still read 'em. The book excerpts were actually more than two pages, the stories had room to breathe and get interesting!
Reports indicate that she has been able to sit up "with help" in her hospital bed. I wish her a speedy recovery!
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... She even had a DOG FOOD TRUCK.
... and here I just read your sentence as "fat-fighting caffeine pastries" which just added a whole new level.
I guess my super-combined charcoal fart-absorbing/caffeine enhanced cellulite-absorbing panties will never make further in development, huh?
Will you accept grocery-store stories that involve food, or are you a strictly restaurant story kind of guy?
Fuck, that one was horrible too. I used to live in Seattle, lived and worked right by Cafe Racer, but am out of country now. Turned on CNN, there's live chopper camera feed of my old stomping grounds. I hate it. When will it stop?!
If they were a real couple and went to some Couples Therapy reality show, I would watch the poop out of that.
Well, it's just my feelings. You may read it a different way. I actually find your take on LMM ("it's the best she could do") to be reductive. Why wouldn't she be able to write beyond her own life?