So, who are you all hoping to see play in the Superbowl?

Joyful Exiles is a good place to start. I think they tried to be a little too "fair" to mark, but it should give you a good idea. These are people who genuinely want reconciliation and for mark to repent and be made right, so you can imagine how they may temper their words a little. Still some powerful stuff.

o noes! i only wanted to sperm you up, not raise them up!

Yup, best appliance ever. Mine's way out of warranty and broken (sad face) so I'm having the adventure of taking it apart and sourcing parts! I'm in mourning that I don't have it to use right now. It's very hard.

And you're the only one in the will now.

Oh that's shitty.

Why was the pumpkin pie green? Your story is so sweet! It's traditional in my family now to have Korean japchae at Thanksgiving, thanks to a friend!

The afternoon before TDay, I sustained second-degree burns on my entire forearm due to a workplace accident with a coffee maker. The coffee was about 208 F, and the grounds seared themselves into my skin. They asked me to finish my shift, and they tried to imply that I needn't need to go to the hospital and use…

Ha, I had to once explain to my mom exactly WHY she shouldn't call someone a "jerk-off".

That was what I kept waiting for today, when a lady brought her cat, on a leash, into the library. The cat was in charge of the visit.

We have Kinder eggs (chocolate eggs which are hollow and have a small toy inside); they've been around for a long time. Recently new "Kinder eggs for girls!" were introduced, as if the previous non-gendered eggs were not good enough. Ridiculous!

You stole my comment!

You are a good person. Or drum. You're good.

Thank you for sharing, Lindy! I also read the CBC article. It's interesting that a major Canadian news outlet picked it up, but I'm not seeing anything on any American network website yet.

Keep it in a spice rack.

Do it when (if) you shave your pubes. Mustache pubes!

We were always afraid of "blood red vans" (from Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco). Still am. Also, hockey coaches from Europe, thanks to Mighty Ducks. Don't love trash compactors either, thanks to the Brave Little Toaster.

I wish Coco Rocha were doing 'Mirette on the High Wire'.

There's longer versions on Magnum's youtube page, with guest appearances by Zac Posen! This short one is my favorite, though.