The HOMEMADE hot pockety things are sensual. The yeasty rising dough, the lovingly hand-chopped meats... you and I know the real value of portable pocket meals.

He was in my favorite commercial of the summer.

Name-brand only? I smell a monopoly!

I think you meant to use the tag 'GOODvertising'. I see nothing but goodness here.

Why?

Dress all in black, drape a black veil around the hat, be a witch widow? Witch vamp?

Anything from Rocky Mountain Soap company. All natural, I can sometimes have sensitive skin, and smells amazing!

Yeah! We had a piñata at our afterparty, only because my spouse is proper and didn't want it at the reception. We stopped at the grocery store in between in all our finery to pick up candy for.it.

Yeah, I guess I don't get the waste involved here... what's wrong with a perfectly proportioned cupcake? Still adorably messy for pics, but not an entire cake covered in baby germs!

I work at a library. The book drop is between the inner and outer doors, and in the winter, kids hang out in between to keep warm, and can be a nuisance. Occasionally we lock the outer door, and then they get mad at us and LICK THE DOOR. There'll be slobber marks all over it in the morning. It's stupid, and SO…

It was Uno Dice, right?

If I'm ever pregnant on Halloween, I'm dressing up as a Matryoshka.

If you are interested in Adblock for certain sites, you can tell it to never run on a given domain. You can also pause it temporarily.

Thread working yet?

Oh shit you've been watching me.

holy shit, that's the worst thing ever. I will admit, sometimes when my mom is going on I use the bathroom, but I mute it on my end (and do a little "test, test" every time to make sure it worked).

Aw, you can always post to your personal blog, then ask an approved gt author to share it. I've seen you comment over there!

Sometimes I even return other people's carts. The high lasts all day.

And probably would fit better too!

"I don't normally brag about my supposed altruism, but today, I will. Today my generosity was finally rewarded with nice people. They've been bitches until now." - Kylie Jenner's first draft of that tweet.