Next time take notes and tell GT!

I live in Western Canada! Perfect!

Whoohoo! I'll keep an eye our for it. Library does not have it yet.

Tell us more!

This is still a high compliment!

The straining is easy-peasy! Then you have whey to put in homemade bagels or pizza dough!

It is!

What do they mean by "sex-mex"? Is it a typo or some version of gastrofusion I'm unfamiliar with?

I think they just need to get Willie Geist, Willie Nelson, and Willie Garson to host. I'd watch that.

First thing to make me laugh out loud this morning.

It's fun/probably jerkish to go into a sbucks and order a "real macchiato with caramel on top". Some get it, some don't. Some have no clue what a macchiato is at all.

Do a Kickstarter for it!

I've never lived in a house that had a "real" attic, just one of those creepy crawlspaces with the pull-down ladder. Still, I always fantasized about crawling up their, finding a cache of old letters (love letters, obviously) and... I don't know, becoming famous among my peers for it, I guess.

Yes, and for only the cost of the espresso!

Barista chipperness is like the Southern "bless your heart".

Crippled airplane coming in for landing.

Y'know what, I haven't even seen it, and I'm okay with that.

Good! Can I ask why?

Former Barista Anger is a powerful force.