I want to share my to GT! Can I copy you? (Your idea, not your post:)

HE ANSWERED THE PHONE?!?!

Fucking STRAIGHT (no milk cutter) eggnog lattes. Steamed eggnog smells like a chicken's ass.

Two shots, over ice, in a 20 ounce cup. Then the guy goes to the milk bar and pours 19 ounces of half-and-half over.

27, Fanciest Hotel Ever, new husband, figuring out the condom looked a little like Puppetry of the Penis, it was nice. He was a fast learner :-)

Best party ever right there.

I've yet to see a mullet hemline I liked.

Ha! No, no I did not.

I had a professor who had the same rule. In desperate need of caffeine, I forgot the rule, then spent an agonizing two minutes outside the classroom door chugging my incredibly hot latte.

Sad confession time: In college, it took at least ten minutes to walk out of the library to the cafeteria, fight for a table, then eat my sad lunch while stressing out that I should be studying. So I would eat in the bathroom. Not in a stall, just at the sink. Like a boss.

Has anyone seen the documentary? It sounds interesting. I went to Ukraine when I was a young teenager, and didn't know very much about the country when I went. AS we drove away from the train station at three in the morning, there was a lone building in the middle of the country, with a large line of woman snaking…

Oh Kinja. (sighs)

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Not sure if you know, but the other responder to you is a troll.

OT, but: You know Dom DeLuise wrote children's books, right?

Dude. Your user name.

The answer to Emil Hirsch's "hidden food" Tweet is: Glaze.

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Christine Sinclair.