I'm always pretty amazed to see what teens google. (I clear browser histories as a volunteer at the library.) "Why are my friends mean to me?" "How do I make friends?" It makes me want to give them all hugs, except the one 13 yo who has set up a ridiculous fake profile on a dating site, and just looks at pictures of…

But that's not a movie that would get picked up by Lifetime or Hallmark!

And for that, we all thank you.

Oh. Oh God. Oh GOD. Are those hemorrhoids or testicles on that one? Why is "how to make" suggested TWICE?

I think an ass cake would be preferable here.

I AM EXPECTING A CINNAMON ROLL!

Haha, my cousins gave their kids a suprise Disney cruise gift for Christmas. They'd wrapped up some Disney paraphenelia, and a pamphlet about the cruise. Their son put on the gear and was really excited about it all, and turned to them and said to his parents "I hope you guys have fun on your cruise!"

Terrible thought, and yet my first thought.

We asked for no amateur photos during the ceremony, but that's more because I've seen some ridiculous things (random uncles running up and down the stage, other people's views getting blocked by people who own a DSLR and thus think they're just as good as professionals, etc.). Any other time was fair game, and we have…

For some bizarre reason, I read that as "It's probably because you learn to tolerate other people's annoying habits without the opportunity of wine" and it made sense.

I wait until we share the peace. Too much milling about, they can never pin it on me.

That's not hers, sadly, just an internet photo. And yes, she did. She would also lean and fart on the wooden pews.

Awesome, thanks!

Way classier than the beer can hat my great grandmother would wear to Mass.

Probably not seven year's worth.

That was my first thought too. What, exactly, does the age restriction accomplish? Why not just have a quantity limit for everyone?

What kind of seat did you get? I'm replacing mine in a few days, but I'm not sure what to get.

You never know...

Hahahaah oh the spambot who responded to you is great. Can't date on that site if you're too short!

Wait, so I shouldn't use my binoculars in my kitchen? Ruh-roh.