I grew up in a conservative christian household, and had a "life choices" clinic down the street from me, to counteract the PP a block over. An adult friend headed an Abstinence Only education program that was allowed to talk in public schools (but don't worry! they took out the jesus stuff, so it's okay /s). A few…

Crown jewels, tee hee.

Not all of them! Don't stress about it now. I emailed around, explained we didn't want all day-coverage, and got two amazing photographers for five hours for $550. They gave us their "elopement" rate, out of the goodness of their hearts. We bought our own prints; they gave us two cd's with print release and copyright…

Project Limo! Make it work!

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JTT!

That's what she said.

That third one is great — boobs ARE funny!

I had a flock of probably 600 crows swoop all over my car once. They didn't actually attack, though. Another time a bird (I think crow again) flew low over my head and scratched my scalp!

Yes, the zoo is fantastic! I think that would be a perfect place for a layover — no stress of running around trying to do the "right" thing, just relaxing and enjoying the animals. There's a nice rose garden right outside the zoo as well.

I just made delicious and cheap yogurt last night! I love yogurt, and with lemon curd in it is the best way.

A whole banana? Do they fish it out, or flush it?

I'm so sorry about your friend.

Ha. I did not go to commencement, which turned out to be a good choice, at least commencement-speaker wise, for my year.

My spouse and I got on some anti-choice mailing lists. After emails, phone calls, etc, the only effective way I found was to write a crazy diatribe, and send it back in the paid envelope. They note, however, that if we would put on our own stamp, it would save them money. I never put on a stamp, and made a big deal…

I did not. I'm pretty far from the Texas action.

Delicious, delicious salt. Made from The Pillar Formerly Known as Lot's Wife.

Since ladies are allowed freedom over them.

LifeNews straight-up lies. It really frustrates me to no end that groups and people that claim to being taking this stand for Jesus cannot seem to follow the basic commandment-principle of Don't Lie. Dammit.