Right? Any time only 3 kids are killed in a school is a good day in America. Conservatives should feel proud that they have the moral high ground here.

I have an idea I think may work.

She insulted people who pride themselves on being anti-pc and who “tell it like it is” by literally defining the word they call themselves.

Guys, remember the time Obama wore a tan suit? God, what an asshole.

Pence actually offered up a missionary position and Mother’s pearl necklace as ceremonial gifts.

One of my favorite things is to play Chris Rock’s take on just who loves not knowing. You can see the synapses misfire when they laugh at who he’s making fun of, and then realize whose behavior they themselves emulate.

Only a good dipshit with a gun can stop a bad dipshit with a gun.

This is like when an ammosexual gets all pissy that you said clip and not magazine or whatever then discounts everything you just said.

Almost daily, Mike Pence kneels before Jesus to accept his word.

Wow, so they determined that Hillary Clinton and Obama were at fault and need to be investigated. Color me fucking shocked.

Buy company that produces life saving drug, raise price obscene amount for no other reason than to line your pockets, essentially kill poors: legal

If these folks had comprehensive sex ed, they’d know to wear a condom when they went and fucked themselves.

True bipartisanship is this:

“we here are proud of out factual, indisputable, and non-biased reporting...And in other news, science has determined President Donald Jesus Trump has the largest penis in history. Studies have found that it’s size is rivaled only by his brain, and how much he loves America”

I tell him to fuck himself daily. It’s all I’ve ever twatted. Honestly surprised I haven’t been flagged as a bot.

I think that’s the point, Jeff. And CBP mans the entry points, and well beyond the border as well. Fuck ICE and any would-be gym teacher / bar bouncer that works for them.

Republicans: democrats use the government to go after their political enemies!

Indeed.

I’m assuming this penalty stops at the street level. Zero chance they’re executing a pharmacist, a drug manufacturer, or anyone besides who they picture is a black guy on an inner city street corner like they maybe saw on The Wire once.