The Sixers tanked in order to get the highly touted African prospect, not to wipe away his legacy.

Calm your titties, J-Rod, you can have her back when he’s finished.

Like this, for example:

There’s not a lot of complex thought involved. It’s basically this: Thing A triggers me and I blame People 1. I am the opposite of People 1, so the opposite of Thing A must trigger them.

We’re pretty shitty.

Fair point, but with the current administration, what side of the bars would you be on for saying “the climate is changing” or “Trump has tiny hands” in the wrong company?

Hey why not? It’s not like kids can get their parents’ alcohol. This should fix it.

I’ll tell you why this is ok with Rick Scott: because aside from a few 4channers, this impacts none of his base.

She’ll probably bring Sunny Leone out of retirement to play her in a movie?

This is it.

No money for (fill in the blank) but a few hundred million bucks for a hornets nest in arguably the most controversial place on earth.

This is really only because republicanism essentially dies without an active enemy. I can’t think of a single thing they do that isn’t motivated in some way by “being under attack.”

How actual tough guys in the military fawn over this paper tiger is beyond me. Typically when real recognizes real, they can’t stand a phony.

Your comments on this article have demonstrated perfect comment-username synergy. Maybe an outdated and unfair stereotype, but we’re anti-pc as a rule now, so bravo.

The irony is delicious.

What happens in this scenario:

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of school children.

This is just more proof of the conspiracy man. I’ll bet every crisis actor denies it, too. Can’t go off script with that sweet paid protester money coming in from George Soros and the Obama machine.

I was just thinking, you know what would cut down on injuries when a guy with a gun is shooting people in a crowded chaotic hallway? Return fire. If you get kids stuck in the crossfire, their bodies have a way to protect themselves from legitimate bullets so they can’t get hurt unless God wills it.