In all fairness, their resources were tied up due to the fact that they were investigating a guy who may have said “allah akbar” as he farted.

I think the guillotine would be more like neck wear.

A gun is a tool in the same way the electric chair is furniture.

I admire your optimism. We live in a world where optics and precedent mean fuckall. Maybe the fact that most cops are pussies would make them stand down, but recent events point to it being more likely they shoot first and let God sort them out. 

Hey guys, Trump is a bit of a cunt.

So I’m clear, you think they wouldn’t mow down and armed BLM rally?

Yeah, civil war will happen. These same playskool rambos worship the police and military that would confiscate the weapons. Zero chance enough people raise up to call it a war.

Why do anything? I, for one, would be proud to have my child water the tree of liberty. Why wouldn’t you pinko commie leftists? Oh right, because you hate America and baby Jesus.

Broke our old record, too. Yay us.

Can I get a pro-military fiscal conservative to weigh in on this? I need to see some gold medal level mental gymnastics in my life right now.

The only way this moves the needle on the right is if the porn star is Lexington Steele, and even then, only if Trump’s on the receiving end.

Dumpster fires are contained. 

At what point is it ok to exercise your second amendment right? Is it when the brownshirts are in town, or does it only apply when the BLM tells you to get your cattle on your own land?

No one said it had to make a lick of sense. See also: everything from November 2016 to now.

Someone said treasonous. Is it treasonous? The best people say so, so I’d say yes.

Oh god, the masturbatory “I ended global warming by banning winter” speeches would be insufferable.

I just want to see them say “We will give you what you’ve been clamoring for ever since Rush Limbaugh said it was a good idea. And, heres how much it will hurt you.”

I wonder how 4chan and the alt Reich will react to all their cuck porn loading slower.

I’m good with this, Paul, with the understanding that you gut social security and Medicare first and immediately. Explain to old white people that they have to make sacrifices to “control government spending” since they seem to think only brown people get money from the government. And don’t shift the savings into…

You think these guys took this ICE job to fight bad guys? These are cop school drop outs that want the accolades for keeping us safe, while mostly just terrorizing scared brown people. These aren’t hardened law enforcement officials. They’re the residue that remains when the bottom of the barrel has been scraped.