When I’m looking for direction in my political philosophies, I try to find the late teen white boy, who typically has the requisite knowledge and experience to teach me the finer points of Ayn Randian libertarianism and why liberalism is a disease.

Pictured below: White House interview room

I don’t think it’s a secret.

Right? So what if he didn’t stand for the anthem of a country that he feels doesn’t respect him or those that look like him? How else would you create change in the world without a brave man like Mike Pence, who literally saved the world from nuclear annihilation with a look, taking a knee for things he believes in?

Is there anything the GOP can’t twist to blame on basic human decency?

It’s because until you call it racism, it’s just “telling it like it is” or whatever. Everyone knows racism is bad, but just-the-facts anti-pc #truth is everything the libruls hate. Plus, you’re not really racist unless you say the n word while wearing a klan hood.

Philadelphia has just sworn in Jason Kelse as the 45th and a half president of the United States.

What number is higher: number of times per year Mike gets a conversion therapy tune up, or number of dicks he’s had in his mouth at once? 

I thought these dick waving events were pretty standard in 3rd world banana republics, as well as a few first world places where they’re scared of the size of their neighbor’s dong.

Remember when these guys were secretly building death camps to execute conservatives under Obama?

The man literally argued that this judge is unable to effectively do his job based off literally nothing other than his ethnicity.

His Twitter should be flooded with people pointing out that Hillary Clinton was on cspan for like 11 hours answering investigators questions, and that people are saying she got the best tv ratings ever, and they should call him out for being such a pussy.

Guys, I think the president might be stupid.

To recap, colluding with an adversary, not treason. Not clapping for dear leader, clearly treason. Got it.

The view from the peak of Dunning-Kruger mountain is incredible.

Of course I omit “don’t”, as in “don’t understand what’s currently happening” in a post questioning another person’s intelligence.

Only stupid people who haven’t read the memo and understand what is currently happening think this vindicates “Trump”.

So you know how republicans have been crying about the investigation based on an unsubstantiated document? How much do you want to bet this unsubstantiated document results in a few dozen investigations?

I for one never would have identified the camel, nor did I know that the cow says moo.

I really hate the fact that when these people say something so monumentally stupid it literally stuns the person theyre “debating” they think it’s the biggest slam dunk in history.