Bob sounds like a fucking snowflake.

You think he could capture the brilliance of his plan in one tweet? Ha! Add a couple nonsequeters about crooked hillary or whatever and you stretch that into two easy.

All Mueller has to do is say this publicly and await the 280-character confession when president the donald wakes up from his sundowning episode. 

Slap an R next to her name in November and those chucklefucks will not only vote for her, they’ll say everything they’ve said about her the last 30 years is a liberal conspiracy with a straight face.

They seem to really enjoy their cuck fantasies, huh?

Can you imagine if Obama had 6 kids with 4 different women?

Didn’t this dipshit used to bust balls about how we told our enemies what we were going to do before we did it and that we were stupid for doing so?

This could be over tomorrow with a signed confession if Mueller just let it leak that Trump isn’t a target because he isn’t smart enough to be a conspirator.

Gosh, I wonder if the free market folks could think up a solution to social media companies censoring their bullshit.

Funny how the silent majority is always outnumbered and never shuts the fuck up.

Nah, they’d just move to the next thing to ban, and their shithead base would lap it right up. Conservatives are pretty good about feeling how their told to feel by their betters.

Gosh, if only he’d given these people some kind of a sign before it was too late...

What do you think the 911 calls sounded like coming from that Aurora, Colorado movie theater?

In their estimation, both war with Mexico and a stock market crash are a result of Obama’s somethingorother. Cause and effect are not the strength of the trumpsters.

This guy is fucking retarded.

Conway later discussed Clinton’s weird hair and fucked up complexion.

She’s cute. Kind of looks like a young stormy daniels. 

I feel like you could apply this to most hot button issues.

Doesnt Trump’s selective memory currently tell him Iraq was a shitty idea?

Next, Mike Pence will teach us how to not suck dick at a Grayhound station.