We take risks with children’s health every fucking day. The air we breath, the water we drink, the food we eat, the streets we walk on, the medications we take—on what, exactly, do you base your belief that marijuana is worse than all of those things?

Lest we forget, the non-stop barrage of death threats against The Dixie Chicks required them to have a 24/7 FBI security detail for months.

And you know he also collects something bizarre, just for the sake of being bizarre, like fingernail clippings from rock stars who died at age 27 or rejected wax models from Madame Tussaud’s.

I honestly thought both of them were gay, so it’ll be easy for me to forget one of them is married to a woman, let alone which one it is.

When is this guy getting a cabinet position in the Trump administration?

Ever get the idea Trump is just making shit up on the spot? He’s handling his transition like a fifth-grader doing an oral report on a book that’s still sealed in the box from Amazon, carelessly kicked under the bed after he mumbled “Stupid book report.....stupid teacher.....”

Re: Trump, you’re right on, but as far as one-China is concerned--that “fiction” was also 100% Taiwan’s avowed position until literally six months ago. It’s a complicated situation, but it’s hardly the case that Taiwan has been clamoring for independence since 1949. They were clamoring for reunification for lo these…

I mean yes, technically I bet pipelines fail less than say trucks do just because of the numbers. But when an oil truck crashes and spills it is a finite amount of oil and a more controlled situation. Not hundreds of thousands of gallons, potentially unnoticed for a while. So while the rates of incidents may make…

Dude, a Howard Dean scream was once seen as the height of insanity.

You shoot up one pizza joint because of a rumor, and suddenly your a bad guy.

Natural selection is the biggest cuck going.

Yeah, as frustrating as these people are, they’re really sad, too. The real monsters are the people knowingly posting fake news online, knowing stupid people will believe it. Maddison definitely needs some consequences for his storm-the-pizza-place-with-an-assault-rifle tactics, but he’s also obviously incredibly…

False-flag operation, natch. Team Sane sends a crazy guy out to do a crazy thing claiming he’s working for Team Crazy, thus making Team Crazy look crazy to those who somehow weren’t clued in by all the crazy in Team Crazy’s brochure.

can you imagine what that’s like? Going online, making friends with all the other conspiracy nuts? Now all of his friends think he’s part of a false flag operation? That’s gotta hurt.

My guess is the parents had a role in shaping this behavior.

GEORGE: Listen, sweetheart, let me tell you a little something about guts. <Points to his head.> This is guts.

I never understood the phrase “sore winner” until this month. It’s made it painfully clear that the election victory was as far ahead as 75% of Trump voters (not to mention Trump himself) had bothered to plan.

hot take : josh brolin is married to a dress form.

Of I’m ever diagnosed with a terminal illness, I’m just going to go around murdering assholes like this.

I read that he actually travelled to open a Comet Ping Pong Pizza in Cambodia.