Well both involve studying white people I guess....

I don’t know if my father supports Trump or not, because I haven’t spoken to him or my mother in 5 years, for reasons that predict the high likelihood that they are Trump supporters.

“That’s been around forever. If you keep reporting on it, it’s going to grow like a cancer,” Paula said. “If you forget about it, it’s probably going to go away. The media has to hop on everything and it’s wrong.”

I have no witty, clever, snarky, or thought provoking contribution. Friends, I honestly do not understand why this is happening. It’s like motherfucking opposite day. Every day! I thought, really, the buck would stop somewhere. A magic lever, a gong, something, America. Is there no one entity that can nix this…

To answer the question raised by the headline, I’d pay $0.0 for a custom wedding hashtag.

#Rentatag

When I look at people like Bannon, Conway, and Giuliani, I wonder if, in 30-40 years their names will be used by a future generation the way we use the names Himmler, Goebbles and Reifenstahl.

Talk about Koreshing my hopes and dreams, amirite?

Meanwhile white male hooligans with rifles get to hold federal lands hostage for weeks and get off scot free.

The entire sequence of events seems odd, but “faked robbery and faked mental breakdown in preparation for divorce” sounds like fake moon landings level daftness.

I lost my phone once and next thing I know it had denied an African American family housing and refused to sell a cake to a gay couple.

Every KU KLUX KLAN begins with K

Where did Israel and Palestine get peace?

i tried, and then i realized everything is already fucked.

I think we need to ease up on the poor thing. She’s trying.

Y’all at this time we should turn to the Wise One, Katy Perry, who once advised us “Watch out for the Regina George in sheep’s clothing.”

With all my intuitive, witchy powers I tell you I have long believed Kanye to be bipolar. Love him, feel for him, he’s a blowhard but brilliant. Let’s try a little compassion- when it comes to mental illness, celebs are really just like us- except sometimes the fishbowl exacerbates the delusions and makes it harder…

We’re all many things. You will always be able to point at a victim and accuse them of some deficiency because no one is perfect. But that’s how attackers keep getting away with it.

I know! I never thought I’d be on the side of hoping for Trump’s good health and safety, but here we are.