Breast cancer survivor too lazy to click through —

Give him hug from all of us and me pls

I had moderate acne from age 17 until age 30, when I was diagnosed with BC. My ovaries were shut down with Lupron during chemo. Skin so smooth. So, so smooth and clear. Repro system eventuallllly booted back up (taking tamoxifen), and I get a pimple only like every other month now. Not sure if it’s because I have…

Also when the refineries that process those fossil fuels into usable petro products happen to be located in an area that has experienced two 500-year floods, two years in a row ...

The honesty-conveying typeface is why they have to disclaim Borowitz headlines as “Satire from the Borowitz Report.”

The reason why shithead racists are lent film reel—and therefore a spotlight and, with that, credence and cultural currency—is that the racist shitheads are white people.

Just commenting to say that you write well.

Unless it’s a National Monument

Seemingly every time I’m flying while wearing a dress or skirt, the backskatter doesn’t know what to do with the empty pockets and triggers a pat down. One time the TSA agent mistook my pubic bone for an object, and she and her supervisor had to take me to a private room feel my “anatomy” through a paper medical…

To the oppressor, equality feels like oppression.

If Lee were sincere, he’d’ve worn an actual three-piece suit, instead trying to fake-fancify himself with that monstrous pairing of a navy two-piecer avec mismatched gray gilet—anchored by garish turquoise shirt and black necktie with tiebar and brown boots.

Pickle shoulda asked for ten bucks like Castro did —

“So, the BRCA is dead as of Monday”

Or that the “TRAVEL BAN” has caused a dip in international tourism to the US ...

Karlie is dating Jared Kushner’s brother. That’s why Taylor Swift is apolitical.

At age 5, I was still illiterate!

I did the cold caps, and although I had suboptimal results and am sporting a chemullet, I highly recommend. Medical oncologist actually referred me, as she had seen better outcomes in women who kept their hair. My hair didn’t fall out until after chemo was over (and I was on leave recovering from surgery)—again, I had…

Required by the FTC, not the FDA. Can you please fix?

“as families prepare for summer vacations in National Larks - democrats threaten to close them”

17 of 81 days, that’s 21% of days. Imagine the damage he could’ve done if he’d spent that time “working”! Could things be 21% worse??? I shudder to think.