DON’T YOU FUCKING RUIN THIS FOR ME

Holy mother of pearl. Real consequences to the sports ball game for grossly sexist and dehumanizing behavior.

I’m allergic to the dumbest shit on earth. I would like to have like a normal peanut allergy like a normal person but no I’m allergic to my tattoos and basically any cardio exercise even if it’s just a brisk walk across a parking lot. I literally buy Zyrtec in bulk. Luckily it’s well controlled as long as I remember…

Eos never gave me a rash or anything severe, but just actually caused my lips to chap. It finally occurred to me last weekend that the timing of my lips starting to chap and using their lip balm coincided. I tossed them away and started using the medicated Baby Lips and my lips recovered practically overnight.

It’s weird but my worst lip/product reactions have been to lip balm. The worst so far was from Burt’s Beeswax Lip Balm. I don’t know how these things are formulated but lipstick is more effective for less risk.

Do you fucking understand that you’re not paying $66 to get just collard greens? You’re paying $66 to get a dish that serves 8-10 people, meaning the price per serving is around $7. That’s not outrageous by any measure for premade food.

$66 for 4 trays of salad makes it out to be $16.50 per tray. That’s how much a pre-made fresh salad will cost you at Whole Foods or any major city grocery store downtown in places like NYC.

nea, we are too lazy.

They encroached on some other less animal.

This is a valid opinion, because coyotes do eat small pets and scream like banshees at unreasonable hours.

If he were to check into rehab before the shit hit the fan then sure. But when someone only checks themselves into rehab to try and improve their image AFTER a scandal it just comes off as total bullshit. Like assholes who apologize with, “I’m sorry you’re upset” vs“I am sorry that I hurt you.”

Beautiful execution, stuck the landing. 10/10

SEE

the person their picking up

Ug, I don’t even wanna say this because all the (incorrect) snark comments it’ll bring my way, but the school wasn’t in the wrong here. If it has a policy of allowing outside groups to use its space it can’t, as a government agency, regulate the speech of a group by saying that x group can use the space by y group…

Absolutely. A discussion is welcome but I’ve seen comments in which I think the person is asking something in earnest so I will engage. When it turns out it was some trap to lure me in. I legitimately do not understand the ppl who’s only point here is to talk about how stupid we all are. Things like hating BLM,…

Arlo and Eliza. We should all have such attentive friends.

Have to credit my phone’s autocorrect and my laziness. (Sounds cuter, no?)

I bet Reince really wishes he was a wizard now . . .

A friend of mine works on Beyonce’s law team. He/she (protecting my source here) told me this video was laughed over, encouraged by and enjoyed and supported in advance of its public release by Beyonce and Jay Z. (And then, of course, released on Tidal.) Apparently Beyonce has a pretty good sense of humour.