She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

Step 1: Say the name of the problem.

Small-minded people don’t like to be challenged on their assumptions and beliefs, for fear that they will have to think about something difficult and not funny. There is nothing wrong with complexity and having to confront hard subjects with open eyes.

I really wish we all just started collectively flipping the fuck out when a man did something like this instead of feeling pressured to “remain calm.” I hate that so many cultures have brainwashed women to not make “big deals” out of shit like this.

This guy got elected because people don’t pay attention to down ballot offices. They just pick who to vote for like based on their name. His opponent was Carl Peed, and in a race between two potential judges with funny last names, the guy named “Kreep” edged out the guy named “Peed”.

I did my research. I voted Peed,…

I think they conveniently forget that Obama’s mother was white and an American citizen. And they never explain why an American woman would hop on a plane in the 1960s to have her baby in Kenya when the baby’s father was living in the US at the time. Wouldn’t airline travel to Kenya be very expensive during that…

And if what he’s laying down is some smooth jazzy variation on the We’re All Immigrants, Though, Yeah? Kinda Makes You Think note, that’s grand, but only people, many English bred and born, falling under certain marked categories are being treated as outsiders and interlopers. I don’t know how much bigger a welcome…

It has been quite startling to me to see the images of the women Donald Trump has characterized as “ugly” or “fat” or “ a pig” or “not a ten, more like a two or a three.” I mean, it’s reprehensible to judge women based on their looks —that’s always the case. But I can’t help but notice, as each example keeps piling…

Hi my fellow Jezzies, I just wanted to take this moment to talk about something that has been bothering me in the comments. A lot of people here have speculated as to whether Trump has dementia due to his repugnant comments. My dad has dementia, he was diagnosed about four years ago. He never has, nor would he ever…

... She looks a bit like Ivanka....

Gotta admit, that’s some solid tactics right there. Now I just need to acquire a rotting yam colored pile of trash father and an appearance suitable for inappropriate fixation of the right kind. Its good to have solution-oriented resources I can use in a highly tactical way.

The federal government currently guarantees twelve weeks of unpaid maternity leave

I don’t know why people are so upset by that conversation. Why, what Trump said called to mind one of the most romantic scenes in film history:

So there are some memes being circulated that state: “GOP stands for grab our pussies”

Just a PSA for the night

I’ve heard more convincing script reading from ISIS captives.

I think it is important to ask whether anyone “below” a certain level of socio-economic status could behave this way. I mean in a Darwinian sense.

Make America Grope Again.

Twenty bucks says this does more damage to Billy Bush than to Trump.