Does that mean in two years when I’m being handed my phd, my memories of being assaulted by men will be magically replaced with new memories in which I pet kittens with philosophers? Because that would sure make nighttime public transit less of an anxiety crap shoot.

If there’s anybody that I’m not surprised to hear has multiple sexual harassment charges, it’s someone named “Blake Wentworth”.

No one’s as irrationally confident in their looks as fat white dudes. Like, they’re always the loudest critics of other people’s looks, particularly women’s.

STOP KILLING BLACK PEOPLE!! JUST FUCKING STOP!!!!

Some people are saying that the Trump campaign set off these bombs to distract us from the NAMBLA issue. Some of our best people are saying that.

I probably wrote and deleted 5000 words while writing this comment. I have so much to say, but it hardly seems appropriate.

YAY! SNS IS STILL AROUND!

Because the appearance of impropriety in a woman is more of a threat than actual evidence of impropriety in a man. This is known.

Hi Eermoofs, your story really struck a chord with me, I am very sorry your friend didn’t step up the way you were hoping he would. I had a similar pining for a friend that went on for more years than I care to admit. And like you, part of me is still in that place. I think you did a really brave thing in chosing…

Listen... the next time a pederast talks to you about your vulva you punch them right in the neckbone.

Each of these photos is hilarious if you replace the last noun in their inane commentary with “cocaine”:

Please, oh please won’t you help me get out of the greys? I check in to Jezebel about every oh, seven minutes or so throughout the day, and feel so at home here. I love being a part of a supportive community, and have had many a rotten day saved by checking in to see what everyone is up to...

Mongooses are actually kind of badass though. Anthony Weiner is like a middle aged pantsless guinea pig dressed in a cheap dominatrix halloween costume in a purple PT Cruiser blasting Nsync in the Dairy Queen parking lot on a Friday night and trying to pick up college girls. Nothing badass, all just bad.

I don’t know how to express this properly, but I came back from a concert last Wednesday by Canada’s best band whose front man had just announced he had stage four brain cancer. They were doing a final tour across the country. Unless you live in this country, you have no idea how much this band, and this man means to…

I love this so much. It’s a total repudiation of the wannabe Cult Of Stufflessness that everyone claims to follow— but which never manages to make all their ‘clutter’ vanish (no matter how many books & seminars & hired professionals they waste their money on). Leave stuff for yourself to remember things by, and leave…

So sharp I had to tweet it:

I’m with her, too.

He looks like one of those guys who screws like he’s doing the most, but he’s okay, but not the greatest. But he’s nice, so you let him finish, and he turns and smiles at you. And you smile back. And you know you won’t completely cut him off, you’ll text him back because he loves pleasing you and your areas and his…

But has she done as much as Sonja for the LGBT??